Lohan -- Rhymes with Snitch

16. Timmy, do you ride the short bus?

Posted at 11:08AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Player

17. That skanky Britney must be so happy to be off the hook right now. hahaha We're watching you Brit Brit.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Anonymous

18. She should have resisted arrest, then she would be crying like Paris Hilton and getting "preferential" treatment because her pimps, dealers, and friends would all welcome her with open arms in jail.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jul 24th 2007 by acroposthion

19. She's a DRUG ADDICT.

Stupid Bitch.............

Posted at 11:42AM on Jul 24th 2007 by STEVE-O

20. WHO WAS SHE CHASING?!?!

Posted at 11:08AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Lou

21. Linds has hemroids from extreme penetrations

Posted at 5:36PM on Jul 24th 2007 by t boss oz

22. She is misunderstood, leave her alone

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 24th 2007 by Hoya

23. timmy sounds like he's on the same drugs as lohan, get some help dude, you need it.

Posted at 11:09AM on Jul 24th 2007 by echo valley

24. well if LA is fair then she needs to be arrested again after being released and spend some time in jail after americas princess PARIS we treated the way she was

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 24th 2007 by kevin_ross2007

25. Is Perez down?!?!? So much action on that site today that it crashed the host server.... OMG I need my gossip!!

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 24th 2007 by SailoR

26. Maybe she will slit her wrists, that could be entertaining.

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 24th 2007 by DD

27. no way?? i dont believe it... couldnt be...

Posted at 11:12AM on Jul 24th 2007 by death on a cracker

28. I feel bad for Lindsay, NOT because she was too dumb to not take the first drink of the evening - but because I believe that she blacks out, and THEN gets in her car. If you truly want to rehabilitate, you can't keep going back to the same friends, and doing the same things that you did earlier. If she will just think, and NOT take that first drink and NOT do that first line - then she will be around mentally to either drive in a reasonable manner, or get a cab. By the way, isn't her license suspended?

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 24th 2007 by TooBad

29. Can you please tell us who she was chasing and why already? I'm reading that it was her personal assistant's mother, but WHY? That seems insane, even for her, to be chasing someone while on coke and bombed.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 24th 2007 by md

30. I don't know what's wrong with the guys in Hollywood, if this good looking, leg spreading lush, was with me she'd never get a DUI. She would always be in the backseat questioning her inhibitions!!! Get on it Fellas! Again!

Posted at 11:17AM on Jul 24th 2007 by j