Star Catcher
Little Eva Says "You're Little"


How are these for words any guy would never want to hear from firecracker Eva Longoria: "Oh my God, you're so little."

Though they'd normally be a low blow for the male of the species, it helps that Eva was talking to a 14-year-old kid paparazzo. TMZ cameras spotted the "Desperate Housewife" on Robertson Blvd., where she was shocked to see young Austin snapping pics.

Elsewhere in L.A., all the paps were asking celebs about Lindsay Lohan's second DUI arrest -- with Rosanna Arquette, David Spade and even Hasselhoff's ex Pamela Bach giving their weighty two cents.

Also out: Ice T and his always classy wife CoCo, Olivia Wilde and a drunk on sparkling water Scott Caan.

All this and more in today's Lilliput Daily edition of Star Catcher.

Filed under: Star Catcher, Eva Longoria


Tags: david spade, DavidSpade, eva longoria, EvaLongoria, ice t, IceT, pamela bach, PamelaBach, rosanna arquette, RosannaArquette, scott caan, ScottCaan

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1. girls luvz them wings, Spade seems hot 4 Lindsey!!! Eva is definatley a Babe, Ice T's chick looks like she was a man 10 years ago,,,,,HAVE A GOOD ONE, later skaters

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 25th 2007 by costaMesaboy

2. Child labor is illegal in the USA. I hope this kid gives his photo away for free.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Scoop This

3. These little papparrazzi kids make me sick. Where in the hell are their parents and how come they are allowed out past curfew, just cause they are homeschooled? I think the police need to investigate their parents.

I believe we need to start contacting the City Councilman, asking them to enact Papparazzi laws. I beleive we need to initiate, with the help of the police, new legislation to prevent Papparazzi from getting within 10 foot of a person. Why, with all of the long lens cameras, do they need get right into people's faces and put them in danger.

Look at what happened to Princess Diana, and more recently, at Paris Hilton's house, when they were picking her up to send her to jail. Some guy got hit or ran over in the media circus which existed on that windy road. I hate living in L.A. because of it, it's bad enough we have high speed police chases, but that is necessary, this is not.

I watch how the Papparazzi operate, and it's extremely dangerous for anyone nearby. And to cause some stars to have to fight to defend themselves is not fair, right, or American. How about that spectacle of watching of a caravan following Brittany Spears' Bus on the Freeway, on the way back from San Diego, and that the police had to be called, because the danger they put that poor busdriver in on the Freeway..

And, now, in order to get proper protection, we rely upon the police. It's friggin' ridiculous. Wasn't it Reese Witherspoon who had a serious problem with them? And, that other guy from CSI, it's ridiculous we have to defend ourselves against danger.

This is what I propose. I believe that a "City-Issued" license/permit MUST be issued, to ANY Person/Papparazzi, who engages in that activity. Any sale of any picture taken, should have to pay a tax, as well as a royalty to the star who's image is in that picture. Any person found violating these conditions would go to jail,

Additionally, an age limit should apply in order for a person to receive such a license (As, those two little kids who out there late at night doing that, way past curfew are the saddest Papparrazzi of them all).

Also, citizenship, background and fingerprint check should be performed, and verified, in order to get such a license. Make it a penal code, if you need to.

How about it all of you? Ya think we can help pull that off??? Well, I say,it's worth a try. Write them a letter urging them to help some sort of local restriction on these people who invade people's space and are a true danger to society.

Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors:

molina@bos.lacounty.gov
zev@bos.lacounty.gov
seconddistrict@bos.lacounty.gov
don@bos.lacounty.gov
fifthdistrict@lacbos.org

Sorry, I don't have the links for the police and sheriff's dept...:)

Posted at 8:11PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

4. ewwww, eva is the one that is soooooooooooo little.........creepy little.

Posted at 10:07PM on Jul 25th 2007 by annab

5. Poor desperate Eva, her tacky D-list wedding is a very distant memory and she doesn't have anything going for her except a has-been, almost kapoot show no one watches anymore, and her idiot husband's career. No wonder even kid paparazzi make this attention-whore smile.

Posted at 10:53PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Vince

6. LOL I think the other papaazzi's are jealous of the newkids on their turf..It seems that these kids are getting attention from the celebrities and the others can't handle the love people have for them. I saw them on tv the other night and they are adorable! It seems Eva was just being nice..she probably meant how cute little paparazzi's...More power to them and yes they have a right to work.the allowence is not enough...they are doing something positive, we should show them love.they are not getting into trouble, and not hurting anyone..so all the adults leaving bad comments pick on someone your own size. GROW UP!

Posted at 4:25AM on Jul 26th 2007 by supporttheyouth

7. Dear Support the Youth!!!

You must be the parent of one of those little guys, too bad your kids decided to join the rest of the bloodsuckers. Cause that's what the Papparrazzi is. And, no offense to children, as i am a Mom. But WTF - Out all night long - invading other people's private space and creating traffic jams and chaos....

Nope, I don't think so. I don't care if they are homeschooled or not, what kind of life is that for a child. Who are you? Britney Spears?

Posted at 7:56AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

8. Eva looks beautiful, as usual. I've never seen a bad picture of her!

Posted at 8:48AM on Jul 26th 2007 by Sunshine

9. Awww... I love Olivia Wilde. She's so sweet and beautiful!

Posted at 4:02PM on Aug 5th 2007 by R.G.

10. Does anyone know who makes the angel wing dress that she has on?!

Posted at 10:43PM on Aug 11th 2007 by l039