Who is this? is he related to Bruce Jenner? God he had an awful face lift and now looks like an old woman instead of a man. Could this be his spawn?
Actually, and this is no lie, I remember when Allison Silverman broker her arm...and she had this ingenious device all hooked up involving a spatula and some pulleys and some string...
Now when Tom Purcell broke his arm...well I can tell you in one word what the solution was....gerbils.
And after I gave you all that juicy dirt on Gummi Bear Davis! That donut story came from my tip-off, you know...










