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The Prince Has No Clothes

Welcome to Zsa Zsa's nightmare.

Prince Fritz von Anhalt was found handcuffed and naked in his Rolls-Royce on Thursday, after (he claims) he was robbed at gunpoint by three women. Police responded to a call from the wacky ninth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, and found him stranded in a Bel Air parking lot, saying that the robbing gals stole his watch, keys and clothes -- but apparently not his cell phone!

The Prince was in court this morning in Santa Monica, in his continuing battle with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is the great aunt of Paris, and who the Prince claims wangled money from Zsa Zsa -- now somewhere near 90 years old. Francesca's lawyer, Ronald Richards, says that Francesca used money to pay the mortgage on other property belonging to her mother.

On her way into court, Francesca sniped at the Prince, "You really have a lot of balls." Other than that, she was mum about mom, but the Prince said that Zsa is "sick in bed and can hardly breathe."

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1. BIGGEST TOOL EVER

Posted at 1:14PM on Jul 27th 2007 by deelicious

2. A boil on the ass of society. Someone please pop him.

Posted at 1:17PM on Jul 27th 2007 by jan2060

3. awesome.

Posted at 1:18PM on Jul 27th 2007 by dznrguy

4. Awww . . . sounds like some hookers with a sense of humor.

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 27th 2007 by my2cents

5. Obviously, this part of town is being terrorized by a thug gang who take this nutjob's clothes and money and also frame Lindsay by planting coke on her clothes and force alcohol down her throat. Sounds like a very rough neigborhood.

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Doh!

6. LOL, sounds like a prostitute proposition gone wrong?. He was robbed by three Ladies.

Posted at 1:22PM on Jul 27th 2007 by keesh

7. If I saw that I would have been looking for Ashton Kutcher because I would totally think he was being "punked" that is after I stoped laughing... A whole lot more to this story than we think..My take, he met up with 3 prostitutes, wanted some kinky stuff in his they got a good look at him, his age, saw the Rolls Royce and robbed him. You have to remember he came forward as the babys daddy for Anna Nicole...The guy is a wacko...

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Marie

8. THIS MAN IS TOO PATHETIC FOR WORDS. APPARENTLY PEOPLE THIS DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION HAVE NO SHAME OR SENSE OF DIGNITY. WHY DOES A "PRINCE", WHO LIVES IN BEL AIR, DRIVES A ROLLS ROYCE, AND MARRIED TO ZSA ZSA GABOR SIT OUTSIDE A STARBUCKS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD EVERY AFTERNOON FOR HOURS WATCHING THE YOUNG "FOLKS" GO BY? SEEMS SOMEONE OF HIS "STATUS" WOULD BE IN DEMAND AND HAVE THINGS TO DO THAT REFLECTED HIS IMPORTANCE AND "PRINCELY POSITION IN LIFE." IT'S SAD TO BE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO BE YOUNG, SO DESPERATE THAT HE BOUGHT THE TITLE OF "PRINCE", WHO HAS ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING IN LIFE AND USES AN OLD HAS BEEN PSEUDO STAR TO TRY TO ELEVATE HIS STATION IN LIFE, IS 75 AND SAYS HE IS 58 AND STILL SEEMS TO HAVE TO STAGE DRAMA IN HIS LIFE TO GET A LITTLE ATTENTION. GOD BLESS HIM, I WISH HIM WELL BUT I THINK HE IS A SAD AND PITIFUL CASE.

Posted at 1:26PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Woody McBreairty

9. Yep I have to agree, prostitution gone bad! Where's Aileen Wuornos when you need her?

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Daneen

10. They took his keys but not his car?????
They took his wallet but not his phone?????
Sounds more like he got involved in some kinky sex.

Posted at 1:28PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

11. Don't you have to be a Prince of something? What is it that this guy in Prince of? Futhermore, he is ruining some of my family's name. Put on some clothes and leave per Zsa Zsa alone! She hasn't been right ever since she slapped the cop!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jul 27th 2007 by willkd

12. I bet Linds got coked up and did this to Prince Von Asscraft! That's her alibi.

Posted at 1:32PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Anonymous

13. Better her daughter get the money then this bumbling con artist.

Bel Air Prostitutes leave the cell phone, its the proper thing to do .

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Chris

14. lamao................this guy is a true freak.........The cop must have been hesterical....Now where the hell were the paparrazi!

Posted at 1:36PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Janice

15. Oh, man, if only that Rolls could talk! It would sure be fun to know what REALLY happened! This guy is such a weirdo....too bad Zsa-Zsa is so incapacitated now. If she wasn't so feeble, she'd probably kick his sleazy ass right back to Europe!

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Flygirl

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