Nancy Pelosi -- Shredded

7/28/2007 4:01 AM PDT
Maybe she was trying to get rid of highly-classified security documents, maybe she just didn't like the first draft of her inevitable memoirs, or perhaps Nancy Pelosi was hiding the evidence of a career-crushing fried chicken scandal. You're clucking busted, Pelosi!
We can't say for sure why the Speaker of the House had several bags of shredded paper in the hallway outside her office, or if they even really belonged to her, but one thing's for sure -- there's gotta be a better place to store garbage than right next to Old Glory. Can't she get someone on that?!