Paris at Work and Play

16. The only scenarios that we want to see this MEDIA SKANK in are:

Performing various S*X acts
Getting LOADED on weed, blow or X
Dogging out other SKANKS in public
Stumbling around LOADED
Driving under the INFLUENCE
Going to JAIL or being HANDCUFFED and put in the backseat of a squad car...MY PERSONAL FAV!!
Lying her A** off on Larry King AND getting called out for it by a dude who is like 100 yrs old....."what is your favorite Bible passage?"......duhhhhhhh

We don't care about anything else....please save the "Paris is a performer..blah, blah, blah"

And.."mike m"...x-con refers to someone who has been CONvicted of a crime, not exclusive to State Penn.....and "costaMesaboy"...we all know your mommie won't let you leave the OC to go to LA and certainly not at 3:30 in the am...

Posted at 12:25PM on Jul 29th 2007 by mArY

17. Please, no more Paris articles unless it's the report of her death.

Thanks

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Conky

18. mARY, its true, she gave him a hand-job underneath the table,,,,,haha****GO LOST BOYS*** ,,,,,MARY,,,,i used to sell waterbottels for like 5 bucs a pop.. at raves all over La n' the 90's,,,,,blablabla......i luv La, moron, SD & Vegas,,,,,& my ex is from Ojai, n' Ventura county, so kick rocks loser!!!

Posted at 12:52PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

19. She just doesn't get the big "PHOTO-OP" picture!

Maybe one of the papz could load his camera with bullets instead of film. They'd never catch the guy, they're all over her like flies on chit anyway.

No one cares about her nasty arse anymore - she's last month's news!

Posted at 12:50PM on Jul 29th 2007 by where's the papz?

20. mary X-con refers to a Prison inmate, issued a #, then you are an ex-con,,,,moron..& will pretty much go to prison there after recieving a #....EVERYONE GOES TO THE COUNTY JAIL...EVEN ME, EVEN AT TWIN TOWERS, for an old warrent in LB. which is La county, & im not an Ex-con..........get a life YUPPY

Posted at 12:52PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

21. costaMesaboy,

You're acting up a little early today!

Posted at 1:07PM on Jul 29th 2007 by where's the papz?

22. For those of you who sit in front of your computers all day posting to everything on this site - get up and go outside and do something!! You look pathetic posting in here all day long.

And for those of you who sit there and defend _______ (insert name here) like you know them, you don't. They probably could care less about you. "I know that ______ would never do that!" Give me a break. Maybe if you weren't sitting in front of your computers all day in your fantasy worlds you would be happier. People can respond to this all they want and rip me a new one - I won't read them. I am going out and doing something today. Later Losers!

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Get a life!

23. I've never hated Paris (don't know her), so maybe it's easier for me to begin liking her. Let's see if she continues to keep her life under control. As for the herpes posts, millions of people are living with herpes. She is not unique. Compared to Britney and Lindsay, I'd say that Paris is doing very well.

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Maddy

24. #22 whatevr you say!!!..............i'm watching the kids. & why are you on here??? i could care less about Parasite my-self, but she is not an ex-con, besides what do you care!!! ,,,,allready have a life.........I'M TRAPPED...haha,, you wouldn't understand LOSER

Posted at 1:02PM on Jul 29th 2007 by costaMesaboy

25. paris iz cool im sure she could use a break from the paperazzi and watnot not that shell probly get 1 wereever she goes!!!!im sure it waz hectic shooting that video!

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 29th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

26. As a 69 year old grandmother...I don't give a rats ass about what Paris is wearing or doing... She will self destruct...

But I would like to remind everyone that while she was self-destructing, and driving while drunk (let's forget that tepid DUI phrase)...she could have hit your children or grandchildren and killed them... !!

Bad girls gone wild need to be treated as what they are...dangerous drunks and dopers...

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Gramma Grace

27. What happened to tinkerbell? Did she get gassed to make room for the new ones? This dumb Ass don't need anymore animals when she can't even take care of herself! Same goes for trailer trash britney. Get those kids away from her.

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Peter Pan

28. She just doesn't get it. Her 15 minutes of fame have long expired.

She needs to GO AWAY and TMZ needs to spend time on people with talent.

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 29th 2007 by Donna

29. Why do so many people pay attention to idiots and losers like PARIS? If all of us will stop bothering reading news about bitches like her, they would get lost. She is nothing without her DADDY's in heritance! I say, once a loser, always a loser!

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 29th 2007 by David

30. Hey TMZ staff, what's TMZ's definition of "ex-con?" Last name Hilton? As in "ex-con Paris Hilton," "ex-con/heiress Paris Hilton," "ex-con/socialite Paris Hilton?"

I dare you, double-dare you... to call ex-con/actress Michelle Rodriguez an "ex-con" in your next post. Just to be fair, you know.

After all, Ms. Rodriguez had 2 drunken driving convictions and served time in 2 states. Of course she's hispanic and might sue you for discrimination or beat up your photog or something. Well, you deserve it.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 29th 2007 by yomama