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Puking and Snorting?! -- Lohan's New Theme Song

8/2/2007 4:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The hit song "Party Like a RockStar" by Da Shop Boyz has been parodied to mirror Lindsay Lohan's vida loca! I know who mocked me!
Lohan audio, click to hear
The website chasecuts.com created "Party Like a Lohan," which includes such burning lines as, "She's totally screwed" and "a pocket full of blow and a point one two." Finally, Lindsay gets a hit!

Listen as the background sniffing replaces instruments, while the lyrics mock La Lohan. T-T-Totally dude!

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Desiree    

At least she isn't pregnant while doing it, she has only herself to hurt!

2451 days ago
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Celeb NEWS by E!    

Lohan supposedly said to Pro-Media Group publisher, Keith Pollard that "this song was written about me, the band really told me so". Pollard who was apparently hosting a party at an Atlanta nightclub said to one of our staffers, "I really think she believes that".

Lohan was there along with a few other a listers for the launch party of Keith Pollard's newest media creation, " Southern Dream Weddings" magazine.

the dirt, live!

2451 days ago
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LBdude    

This song is complete bull!

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

horrible

bad post!

I HATE THE MORNING ZOO AKA THE FAT WHITE LAME LOSERS OF LV

2451 days ago
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lucky    

they need to lock her up and lose the key.. horrible actress I knew this film like all the rest of hers would bomb. I hope her career is over there are so many talented people out there and this coke head needs to go away.

2451 days ago
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carmen    

This is not nice. It is rude to do that. She apparently has a problem and it is cruel to make such a song and very mean.

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

Please!

This is horrible!!!!

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ONLY TIME THEY EVER MAKE TMZ!!!


98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ONLY TIME THEY EVER MAKE TMZ!!!

98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ONLY TIME THEY EVER MAKE TMZ!!!

98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's98.5 morning zoo are racist outdated lame-o's

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ONLY TIME THEY EVER MAKE TMZ!!!


2451 days ago
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Groovin' to it!    

Well Done!!!

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

THEY ABUSE THE TEENS OF THE LAS VEGAS VALLEY

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

boring, bad karma for them for making this song.

i hope they all die in a car crash for making this song

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

Just Kidding !
U guys suck!
Nevermake Music and Email it to TMZ again!!!

You suck

2451 days ago
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Lindsay's a classy whore    

This bitch is a trainwreck. Nuff said.

2451 days ago
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Samantha @ Bluegrass Family Health In Lexington KY    

This song too funny!!! It totally fits her!!! She has a problem and for her to say "that blk kid was driving" is TOTALLY racist!!!! Just because she has money doesn't make her any better then the rest of us. They need to lock her up in jail for a few years and let her sober up....but then again she could always get out and do it all over again. This won't be the last time we hear about her in the news doing STUPID stuff. She thinks she has money and can do whatever she wants without getting in trouble!!! LOVE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2451 days ago
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morning zoo dorks are horrible    

Unimaginative

Stick to beating off , being racists, ignorant, POS fat a**holes Moring Zoo

OK

2451 days ago
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