Paris by Day and Night

That picture gives me a really cool idea for a reality show. Why not send Paris and Nicole over to Iraq to be some family's slave girl for a day? You have to admit, that's hot. I can almost see it now. Wouldn't it be funny if they put some shellshocked Iraqi family's camel humps in a bra? Then their little kid can say to them "will that be one lump or two?"

SHE NEEDS SOMEONE WITH HER WHERE EVER SHE GOES TO OVER RULE HER BAD JUDGEMENT. SHE IS WHAT SHE IS AND SLIPPING INTO OLD HABITS COMES EASY TO THOSE WHO GO LEFT UNCHALLENGED

That’s Paul Sorvino on that video; he’s starring in that new horror film musical, RETRO. We have long-respected and admired Mr. Sorvino’s work. It’s a shame to see him being used by something as manipulative as Hilton. But what can you do? She is what she is. For sure, she’ll be on her “best behavior” when around him, and that he will do and say all the right things in support of his fellow cast-member and the Retro film.

We’ll wait till RETRO hits On Demand. Sorvino is the only reason we’d watch it; we’ll just hit the fast forward button whenever Hilton comes into view.