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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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1. Ain't these the same dainties she wore for her splash in the ocean? You all would think she could afford to wear some different panties from time to time!!

Posted at 10:53AM on Aug 7th 2007 by KJ

2. HEY BRITNEY!!!! Try matching your bra and panty sets if you're going see-through - FREAK.

Posted at 11:12AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kiss Off

3. Does she own a mirror?!??!

Posted at 10:55AM on Aug 7th 2007 by HUH

4. LUV THE PANTIES BRIT. NEXT STORE U GO 2 U SHOULD BUY A MIRROR (FULL LENGTH)

Posted at 8:41AM on Aug 8th 2007 by felixluv

5. Are those the same pink panties? does she change her panties?

Posted at 10:55AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Marko

6. You can take the girl out of LOUISIANA but you can't take the LOUISIANA out of the girl!

One could not confuse this look with anything else...well, wait a minute, maybe with Alabama...minus the panties though.

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Celeb News by E!

7. she wants to 'do it' in the garden
on her knees in the 'dirt'
she wants to be 'dirty'

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Once a slut , Always a Ho!

Posted at 11:08AM on Aug 7th 2007 by dman dwreak

8. She always looks so happy, I'd be happy too if I had her money.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sara

9. Oh goody...look at the shade of crazy she is wearing today! Please, please, please help this girl! I am begging someone to do something. It's not funny or cute anymore, it's just too much and very sad to see her like this. Please Britt-take care of your kids, make up with Mom, stop smoking and move on from that damaged parcel K-Fed.

Posted at 11:30AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Luckygirl1

10. This girl is mentally ill for real. Something is wrong with her, she needs to get out of LA quick.

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

11. ICK

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Amber

12. As any top Paris fashion maven would say, usage requis de jour d'été pour le détritus de bas de page.

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Big Fella

13. Hilarious... this girl is whacked. Must be on something--- Normal people don't go around looking and behaving like this chick.

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 7th 2007 by silver

14. She doesn't look bad.

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 7th 2007 by malteselover

15. And those country ass white shoes have got to go....

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 7th 2007 by anonymous

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