Vince McMahon -- The New Eddie Murphy?!

Posted Aug 7th 2007 2:53PM by TMZ Staff

Now that the Chris Benoit horror has left the front pages, WWEenie Vince McMahon is finally moving past that whole "death" storyline he was working on -- and slipping into the always entertaining world of -- illegitimate children! Pure class, people!

On "Monday Night Raw," the WWE chairman was served with a paternity suit for a child he's "accused" of siring. Expect Vince to challenge the "mother" to a loser-take-baby steel cage match -- where one of them will leave the ring with a shaved head!

Then expect Eddie Murphy to try and solve his paternity war with Scary Spice using the same technique!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Vince McMahon, VinceMcmahon

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1. All these celebs are low class. Can't stand any of em

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Black Beauty

2. Ahh Vince.. So tactful as always.

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kristin

3. The difference between Vince and the garbage is that you can get rid of the garbage.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by DrDement0

4. i can see it now...another one of those ridiculous story lines that gets the whole family involved...

What is this a remake of Dynasty...between the car explosions ,the bitch fights,the paternity and so on..when does the gay son appear ...or is that where jon cena comes in...and vince finds out cena is his gay son ??

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by d

5. ewww he is so gross, it that his real chest and shoulders or does he wear a fake. that is just stupid looking, like the movie men in black when that alien grows a new head and it's little against the size of his body, that;s was vince looks like an alien growing a new head.

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by classy guy

6. this is so pathetic, I have seen better acting in a porn video than this stages publicity stunt.
Not buying it.
He would whore out his own grandmother for a buck.
Don't give him any camera time.


Yes he does look like an alien

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by alien agreed

7. THAT WAS SO LAME. IT IS A WONDER THAT SILLY PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by beybey kids

8. What is wrong with his voice? Has it always been that scratchy? Sounds like he needs to hauk a loogy.

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Justice

9. And the redneck soap opera lives on...

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jenny

10. I heard that the illegitimate child might actually be one of the wrestlers that already works for the WWE.

Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by MyBFWatchesWrestlin'

11. Vince mcmahan is the king of steroids. Wonder why so many wrestlers use and die from them?

Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Not so dirty

12.
The man is a genius , turning somewhat boring wrestling to the soap opera most have to watch... I hate the guy but isn't that what he wants...
He is the sports owner that other sports owners wish they could get away with... I have always been puzzled how congress can check baseball for
roids but never wrestling... I am sure that at least one wrestler will be dead
before the ball comes down at times square...

Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Doc

13. I think I would rather raise my child alone than have that idiot in my life. I'd claim immaculate conception.

Posted at 4:36PM on Aug 7th 2007 by dotcalm

14. this man has taken so many steroids there is no way he could have fathered a kid. Medical science hasn't progressed that far.
HEY TMZ
you want a real scoop, follow this loon to the beach and take a photo of him with out his shirt on, let;s see how puny he is without his shoulder pads.
Man that guy looks worse that Britney,
Eww now I have an image of him with Britney and what their offspring would look like... if he could have kids but I hear that is the first thing steroids takes from you, the power to reproduce.

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by alien agreed

15. Does anyone understand that what he does is "entertainment"? What he does on his shows isn't anything that isn't going on on daytime tv. HINT: IT'S NOT REAL FOLKS!

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 7th 2007 by get a clue

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