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Vince McMahon -- The New Eddie Murphy?!

Posted Aug 7th 2007 2:53PM by TMZ Staff

Now that the Chris Benoit horror has left the front pages, WWEenie Vince McMahon is finally moving past that whole "death" storyline he was working on -- and slipping into the always entertaining world of -- illegitimate children! Pure class, people!

On "Monday Night Raw," the WWE chairman was served with a paternity suit for a child he's "accused" of siring. Expect Vince to challenge the "mother" to a loser-take-baby steel cage match -- where one of them will leave the ring with a shaved head!

Then expect Eddie Murphy to try and solve his paternity war with Scary Spice using the same technique!

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1. All these celebs are low class. Can't stand any of em

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Black Beauty

2. Vince is a twerp to say the least!

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

3. What is wrong with his voice? Has it always been that scratchy? Sounds like he needs to hauk a loogy.

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Justice

4. Ahh Vince.. So tactful as always.

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kristin

5. The difference between Vince and the garbage is that you can get rid of the garbage.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by DrDement0

6. I didn't know 100 year old men could father babies.

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Me

7. i can see it now...another one of those ridiculous story lines that gets the whole family involved...

What is this a remake of Dynasty...between the car explosions ,the bitch fights,the paternity and so on..when does the gay son appear ...or is that where jon cena comes in...and vince finds out cena is his gay son ??

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by d

8. ewww he is so gross, it that his real chest and shoulders or does he wear a fake. that is just stupid looking, like the movie men in black when that alien grows a new head and it's little against the size of his body, that;s was vince looks like an alien growing a new head.

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by classy guy

9. THAT WAS SO LAME. IT IS A WONDER THAT SILLY PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by beybey kids

10. I heard that the illegitimate child might actually be one of the wrestlers that already works for the WWE.

Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by MyBFWatchesWrestlin'

11. this is so pathetic, I have seen better acting in a porn video than this stages publicity stunt.
Not buying it.
He would whore out his own grandmother for a buck.
Don't give him any camera time.


Yes he does look like an alien

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by alien agreed

12. And the redneck soap opera lives on...

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jenny

13. I think I would rather raise my child alone than have that idiot in my life. I'd claim immaculate conception.

Posted at 4:36PM on Aug 7th 2007 by dotcalm

14. Vince mcmahan is the king of steroids. Wonder why so many wrestlers use and die from them?

Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Not so dirty

15. I think Vince should lead by example & take the steroid test on Mon. Night Raw.

Posted at 9:03PM on Aug 9th 2007 by jkat

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