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Vince McMahon -- The New Eddie Murphy?!

8/7/2007 3:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that the Chris Benoit horror has left the front pages, WWEenie Vince McMahon is finally moving past that whole "death" storyline he was working on -- and slipping into the always entertaining world of -- illegitimate children! Pure class, people!

On "Monday Night Raw," the WWE chairman was served with a paternity suit for a child he's "accused" of siring. Expect Vince to challenge the "mother" to a loser-take-baby steel cage match -- where one of them will leave the ring with a shaved head!

Then expect Eddie Murphy to try and solve his paternity war with Scary Spice using the same technique!

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Zenophobe Alien    

All these celebs are low class. Can't stand any of em

2570 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

Vince is a twerp to say the least!

2570 days ago
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Toes!    

What is wrong with his voice? Has it always been that scratchy? Sounds like he needs to hauk a loogy.

2570 days ago
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Kristin    

Ahh Vince.. So tactful as always.

2570 days ago
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DrDement0    

The difference between Vince and the garbage is that you can get rid of the garbage.

2570 days ago
6.

Me    

I didn't know 100 year old men could father babies.

2570 days ago
7.

d    

i can see it now...another one of those ridiculous story lines that gets the whole family involved...

What is this a remake of Dynasty...between the car explosions ,the bitch fights,the paternity and so on..when does the gay son appear ...or is that where jon cena comes in...and vince finds out cena is his gay son ??

2570 days ago
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ooh that hurts good    

ewww he is so gross, it that his real chest and shoulders or does he wear a fake. that is just stupid looking, like the movie men in black when that alien grows a new head and it's little against the size of his body, that;s was vince looks like an alien growing a new head.

2570 days ago
9.

beybey kids    

THAT WAS SO LAME. IT IS A WONDER THAT SILLY PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS

2570 days ago
10.

MyBFWatchesWrestlin'    

I heard that the illegitimate child might actually be one of the wrestlers that already works for the WWE.

2570 days ago
11.

ooh that hurts good    

this is so pathetic, I have seen better acting in a porn video than this stages publicity stunt.
Not buying it.
He would whore out his own grandmother for a buck.
Don't give him any camera time.


Yes he does look like an alien

2570 days ago
12.

Mrs. Harvey Levin    

And the redneck soap opera lives on...

2570 days ago
13.

dotcalm    

I think I would rather raise my child alone than have that idiot in my life. I'd claim immaculate conception.

2570 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Vince mcmahan is the king of steroids. Wonder why so many wrestlers use and die from them?

2570 days ago
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jkat    

I think Vince should lead by example & take the steroid test on Mon. Night Raw.

2570 days ago
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