Train Wrecks
Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!




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1. she is so annoying. I'll screw her daughter though

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Gayman

2. I hate this old dried up B. She looks horrible, it' s over Janice go away and be a mom to your son tramp.

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 14th 2007 by anonymous

3. Anyone up for some plastic surgery?

Put your hand down, Janice!

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Hooray for Hollywood.....Not!!!!

4. Janice reads this site and has commented before. She hates when people sit here and rip people apart. I remember she said we could say 1 million hail Marys and it wouldn't be enough.

In any event she looks fantastic! I wish I could look that good when I'm her age.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 14th 2007 by me

5. He's gay, and she is horrid all the way around.

Posted at 12:46PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Baked Frog

6. Number 4, you idiot ANYONE with $$$$ can look that good at "her age" with all the plastic surgery she's had!!
The BITCH IS PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! and one of the most annoying people on the face of the earth.

Posted at 12:49PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Linds Binds

7. He is playing for the other team. she is nothing but dried up prune, trying to revive her so called super model career. She looks like her security's drag queen boyfriend. I can't stand her. She is nothing but an old broad from the cave. Return to the cave bat girl, its still day time. She is nothing but a hyena.

Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Casa Blanca

8. I think she looks really good for her age, come on people.. to look like that at that age....

but I don't like the hemline on her dress, but love the color...

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 14th 2007 by DANI

9. Rude, crude and obnoxious hanging out with the gays..........who else would want to be seen with her? She must be paying a fortune.

Posted at 12:54PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Janishater

10. Unless that is her son - that's just embarassing. I guess money can't buy you shame.

Posted at 12:54PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Lein

11. love her! but the shoes, janice, i thought you were in the fashion industry?!?! I also like how TMZ has Tyra Banks marketed on Janice's comment page...lmao

Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Sarah

12. hey how does TMZ decide on how to delete comments ? I said Nicole Ritchies bbobs were bigger than her body, they deleted that, YET FU IS POSTING EVERYWHERE !

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Howard Stern

13. Bless her heart, she doesn't give up. Janice puts herself out there when most women her age don't need to thrive on the attention. It is sort of sad to see someone like her age so badly. I like her but I feel bad for her fooling herself that she is attractive.

Posted at 1:03PM on Aug 14th 2007 by my opinion

14. I think Janice always looks great! ;-)

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

15. Annoying old lady, go away, you haven't been hot in 26 years.

Posted at 1:05PM on Aug 14th 2007 by L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.

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