Paris Waxes Brazilian

1. They obviously don't know who Paris is!

Posted at 9:10AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Dawn Day

2. she is not a convicted felon.....she was convicted of a misdemeanor.

Posted at 9:18AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by smelaw@hotmail.com

3. Perezhilton is pimpin us? He makes over 110,000 a month. I am actually his bitch because I visit his site 7 times a day. I need intervention...I am tired of being his ho.

Posted at 9:19AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Joe Jacksn

4. HA HA HA... "Paris-ites"... that's classic! Why didn't I think of that! What ELSE COULD you call a Paris Hilton fan?!

TMZ - well done!

Posted at 9:20AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by CelebuTramp

5. I wonder if - someday - Paris Hilton will have a disease named after her. Like Lou Gehrig. It'd have to be some VD... but still ... some crotch eating, blistering infection that she contracted by being such a useless skank... :D

Posted at 9:23AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by CelebuTramp

6. Idiot parents, waiting outside for probably hours with their kids , to meet a porn queen, drunk driver. Is everybody in California nuts? Love the corrupt police, and DA"s.

Posted at 9:36AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Nancy Drew

7. I thought Paris claimed that once she get out of the pokey, she would start doing some charity work?

ALL TOGETHER NOW........What is she good for? absolutely nothing.

Posted at 9:50AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Amy Sedaris

8. im brazilian and isa shame this family.. waiting for that whore!!!
she is disgusting!
shameeeeeeee

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Rha

9. Video even better if you speak portuguese. As Paris drives away the husband tells his wife -
I wanna see you calling her a whore now ( in her face he meant). Ha ha ha

Priceless

Posted at 10:11AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Juka

10. #9 "just pointing out the truth"... I've been thinking the same thing. I was thinking it was some inside "Hollywood" joke about a back alley hooker who sleeps with everyone in Hollywood - then I saw who wrote #8.... Must be a frequent poster who has nothing better to do than spend ALL day and ALL night posting insipid comments here. Granted I leave posts here and there too - but alll dayyy longgg? No... not so much

Posted at 10:14AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Me too!

11. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
THE CASTLE THAT FLIES MUST BE OF RED COLOR WITH THE TOWER OF PINK COLOR
BY
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
TI AMO AMORE MIO PER SEMPRE

Posted at 10:31AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

12. "what's your favorite Bible verse, Paris?"

"durrrrrrrrr"

Posted at 10:37AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Larry King

13. Dear Paris,

Would you be frightened if a 800 pound gorilla camped outside
your house waiting to take a picture with you?

All of us 800 pound gorillas love you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

14. Okay - she could work this to her advantage. Charge each schmo wanting to take a pic $1.00 and give that to charity. It's a win/win.

Posted at 10:43AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by work is boring

15. I thought she was in Croatia??!! That was a short trip!!

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 22nd 2007 by i'm just sayin...