Train Wrecks
Miss Teen USA Hopeful -- Say What?!

Everyone has their blonde moments, but babbly Miss Teen South Carolina had hers during a nationally televised beauty pageant. Um, duh.


Though the question wasn't exactly difficult: "Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?" -- Lauren Caitlin Upton gave an answer that couldn't have made less sense if she were speaking in ancient Selonian ... in fact, maybe she was!

Surprise. Upton didn't win. Watch the teen train wreck attempt to speak.



Tags: lauren caitlin upton, LaurenCaitlinUpton, miss teen usa, MissTeenUsa

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46. Poor thing. Nerves played a significant role here. Not many are able to speak well publically in front of millions of people even with scripted notes nevermind she was also competing in a beauty pagant.
Condeming an entire nation and the state of South Carolina and Southern states as a whole for this young teen's garbled answer to the question is just as dumb and ignorant as her answer.
If you like to watch a classic public garbled unintelligable speech check out Elizabeth Taylor's speech at an awards (OSCARs ?) show where she had to be escorted babbling off stage live!
Elizabeth Taylor was not a teen nor inexperienced nor American nor a BLONDE.

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Grace E.

47. Holly crap--that is sad.

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Shelley

48. Are those 1/5 also blonde? OMG! That is the funniest thing I've seen in a quite some time! I'll bet she goes on to study to be a Veteranarian just because she loves children!

Maybe she can't locate the U.S. on a world map but I'll bet she can locate the zipper on a hot guy!

Thank God she's pretty!

Posted at 1:48PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Bruce

49. Does it really surprise anyone to find out that a blonde beauty pageant contestant is incredibly stupid? ROFL

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Puh-lease

50. Maybe all those Crest strips and hair bleach fried what few brains she had. What a poor representation of Southern girls.

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Good Grief!

51. Find her high school teachers and find out why she graduated school? Then fire them.
Find the first pagent people who let her go on this path, fire them also.

Find her parents and find out why would they let there inarticulate child go out in public and embrass the sate of carolina......

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 27th 2007 by just asking

52. wow. she just confirmed all my preconceived notions about the quality of the american public school system.
looks like the rest of the world has a great future - with no competition from america!

Posted at 1:41PM on Aug 27th 2007 by go

53. to number 14 you are just jealous because you cant even get in this kind of contest and reverse sarcasm takes one to know one bet you cant even figure that one out oh lame one................................................and you sound like you have never been honored thats why you are the jealous one number 14 yeah you sincerely a carolina girl and proud of it what up?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by madeleine mauve

54. WHEN CAN I SEE HER IN HUSTLER?

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 27th 2007 by LARRY

55. perfect example of DUMB BLOND!! yeah, she will marry some rich guy, who wants a a trophy wife. Poor thing has not clue.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 27th 2007 by BS

56. BWAAAHAAAHAAAA

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Jake

57. #13: THANK YOU!

Why is anyone the least bit surprised at the lack of brains in a so-called "beauty pageant?" All these contests are about is parading women around like cattle and treating them as such.

And the saddest part of all is that women actually buy into this degrading stuff.

Posted at 2:32AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Donna

58. Looks like a perfect fit to be Bush's next attorney general

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 27th 2007 by castra regina

59. She's precious! I love her. It's obvious that she had memorized an answer in advance and applied it incorrectly to an unrelated question, probably due to nerves. Everyone has to remember that she's a teenager, trying to cope with being in front of cameras across the world at that very moment, no doubt for the first time. Today, she probably feels like it's the end of the world because of her embarrassment, but eventually she will look back at laugh. She is indeed adorable.

Posted at 1:54PM on Aug 27th 2007 by dttown

60. bwahahaha did i just see that? that was hilarious... i wonder if she is sitting in her room right now with her face in her hands going ....what was i thinking...or not thinking. what a public embarrassment.

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 27th 2007 by nate

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