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Single White Ex Child Star

Seeks Drunk Girl

8/28/2007 1:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0828_bonaduce_tmz-1America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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46.

craig    

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS DUDE. REMEMBER BACK IN THE 1990'S WHEN HE WAS BUSTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A HOMOSEXUAL PROSTITUTE IN A DRESS? ANY WOMAN WHO GETS INVOLVED WITH HIM WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE. HE SHOULD GET HIMSELF A TRANNY NEXT TIME!!

2508 days ago
47.

gladys    

Remind me again why we care about this person? I see him, I gag. Not very much entertainment in that reflex. Maybe he was better drunk, because he isn't good sober.

2508 days ago
48.

Mary Worth    

500 partners?

STD's anyone?

2508 days ago
49.

Positive Dona    

WELL, IT IS HARD FOR POSITIVE DONA TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO AND STORY. WHY WOULD A GAL PRETEND TO BE DRUNK, WHEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE IMPAIRED JUDGEMENT TO GO ON STAGE WITH THE DANSTER? AM THANKING MY LUCKY STARS I ONLY HAVE TO DEFEND ALEC AND STEPHEN BALDWIN. THE FIRST VLOG DEFENDING ALEC BALDWIN BY ME CAN BE FOUND BY TYPING IN,"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY , ALEC BALDWIN, RESPECTFULLY' ON YAHOO. PLEASE EMAIL MY ALEC VIDEO TO OTHERS. STEVIE B. HAS BEEN GOOD THIS WEEK!

2508 days ago
50.

Krystilin    

#51...wtf is your issue? Did you even read what he said? If you are this hateful to someone you don't know, will never know...you must have a very miserable life.
And...apparently you can't recognize talent when you see it, it's a good thing others can.

2508 days ago
51.

Lee    

You must be right. He had to have sex with 500 PEOPLE to see if anyone would notice. since they all did...he kept on going and going and going...YUK, YUK, YUK AND GAG!!!!!!

2508 days ago
52.

Lee    

IF THAT PICTURE OF BONADUCE WILL NOT MAKE YOU HURL REPEATEDLY...NOTHING WILL. GROSS OR WHAT??

2508 days ago
53.

Lee    

LISTEN SUCK UP 2 BONADUCE #52 (whatever turns your crank..you could be his number 501) Danny Bonaduce hardly needs your pathetic, sycophant sucking up defending. If u think what I said is mean than suck it up (your good at that apparently) because Bonaduce is mean, disgusting and nasty and I am delighted to tell him how I feel about his terminal immaturity, meglomania and nauseating conceit when he is a no talent loser! He makes big $ being in the limelight (for what I'm sure I don't know) he is a self appointed expert on EVERYTHING and sits in judgment of EVERYONE! Hey #52, u haven't noticed the other comments, or WHAT? As they used to say: you brought him, you f--k him! So I say to you: You love him..you f--k him!! 'Cause obviously no one here can stand him. Go cry tears for someone who is worthy. I'm guessing Bonaduce would be most RATIONAL people's LAST CHOICE.....

2508 days ago
54.

Lee    

To number 52: Danny Bonaduce has talent? wtf are you talking about?? If you are talking about his talent for making people gag so they turn off the tv or radio channel, you are right. He has NO talent! He's just another fluke, joke in show business. Wow, are you ever creepy if you think that clown has talent!

2508 days ago
55.

Justme    

HIS CLAIM TO FAME IS TELLING HIS SAME BORING DRINKING, DRUGGEN, MAINLININ STORIES OVER AN OVER AN OVER AN OVER AN OVER.... NUFF..

2508 days ago
56.

Lee    

You are so right #57. Bonaduce actually 'gets off' on thinking he's regaling everyone with his dumbass drug stories! Pretty sad that's his claim to fame. PSYCHO!

2507 days ago
57.

Charlotte    

Oh stop all of you,,you would all drop everything to play opposite Danny anyplace any time,,yer just trying ito be smart a^^es,, IM OVER HERE DANNY!!!! im old and LARGE but drunk i can do ,,
You people are sooooo fake!!
YOUUUUUU HOOOOO DANNY!!! im even an old Partridge fan!! MUAH!!

2507 days ago
58.

Lee    

Bingo! I think you may have 'something' there Egyptsy! Hey Danny, over here! We found yet another drunk for you to conquer.
AND she's even an old Partridge Family fan. Isn't that great? Now you can entertain her about how great a one role child star you were and how everyone watched the show for you and not David Cassidy.
No wonder Shirley Jones can't stand you.

2507 days ago
59.

ckucky    

DANNY GO AWAY!!!

2507 days ago
60.

Lee    

It is just unbelievable how after all these decades we are expected to put up with Danny Bonaduce. He is absolutely disgusting in every way. He will do anything, however perverse, rude, and insane it might be to be noticed. It is so true. Bonaduce was the most annoying child on tv ever and he really thinks he's a star because of a suporting role decades ago. hey Danny, I read your comment here and your sick, really sick, man. Look in the mirror and see what you become! Haven't we had to suffer your infantile antics long enough? Go away, grab a brain and get some serious long term help. btw, stay away from the bottle and women or men! I think you are the biggest joke. Wake up, man!

2506 days ago
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