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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

8/29/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!

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All American Girl    

Its not cute anymore. slob!!!

2522 days ago
2.

Dallas    

this girl is beyond trash and skank

2522 days ago
3.

Trina    

LOVE IT!

God she's a mess.... but she's just the best train wreck ever... and i just can't stop watching it!

LOVE IT!

2522 days ago
4.

Dawn Day    

My God, will it never end?!

2522 days ago
5.

BETH    

HI MOM!!!

2522 days ago
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Stacy    

LOL @ "tushers"

2522 days ago
7.

big joe    

she is hot. leave her alone.

2522 days ago
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Give Me A Break    

Anyone can tell by the asscheeks a'hangin' that she SO DESPERATELY wants the pepperonis to leave her the hell alone!!!

2522 days ago
9.

bitter    

Gee, don't be hard on Brittney. Look at all the nice photos her kids will be able to take to "Show and Tell". I think the pantyless crotch shot will be the fave of all the kids at school. I can hear her kids now telling other kids "My mommy has a better looking beaver than your mommy and I got the pics to prove it!"

2522 days ago
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jacque assi    

What the heck has happened to this girl? How can someone fall so far down on the classless ladder. I could help her change her image in a heartbeat. Brit, get some help. You're totally making a fool of yourself. Have some self respect. What has happened to you!! My gawd, you're a mess.

2522 days ago
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anthonysdreamgirl**    

I'm rooting for you Britney! ;-) I don't care what anyone else says...

2522 days ago
12.

save the kids    

Is she going to show up for parent-teacher conferences like that when her sons go to school?

2522 days ago
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Dawn Day    

Ding Dang, that's a funny intro TMZ!

I don't know Dawn Day, looks like the END IS in sight!

2522 days ago
14.

Trina    

oh!! Somedays!!

They can show their friends the scar they left behind!!!

That's awesome :)

2522 days ago
15.

Malteselover    

Can't she see that she is wearing a top????

2522 days ago
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