Pauly Shore and The Philologist

FIRST!!!!!

You know it's a slow news day when Pauly Shore becomes news.

I hear ya #2

Are all the real stars on vacation? Who's walking around with a camera & decides that this is a newsworthy duo anyway? Must have nothing better to do.

THATS PAULIES NEW BODYGUARD TO KEEP HIM SAFE FROM MAD TEXANS

Pauly Shore can always be found hanging around with B celebrities and porn star's. No one else would have this pathetic loser. Do you remember the Porn actress who blew her brain's out? google it.

Wieze the juice buuuuuuuuuddy. All must praise him for he is a demi-god.

...AND THIS OLD TART WOULD BE HIS MAMMA, RIGHT ??!!, TAN PLEASE.

Looks like Pauly "no talent" shore has to pick up on YOUTUBE chicks now that porn girls won't associate with him anymore.

His face seems to be saying Is this date over yet!!!!

All the staff left early for the long week end, We are on auto blog!
The computer is at celebrity filed stories that begin with letter P.
You know who comes next!

I remember the story about Savannah and she was Pauly's friend...it was during his box office prime. He needs to reinvent himself...get rid of the dazed look and speaking like he's high...it is not funny anymore.....maybe he is on a permanent high. Big screen comedians don't do well after 10 years exposure....off hand only Steve Martin and Robin Williams have flared well.... Will Ferrell is coming on his 10th year running hot but who knows....Jim Carey movies since Bruce Almighty haven't been that great...sort of wait until it comes out on DVD..... don't known the "Borat blonde" nor I care too.....

I would ride him.