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Courtney Love Attempts English

9/4/2007 11:37 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Courtney LoveNo one has ever called Courtney Love a genius, and in a recent blog from the hot mess, you can see why. Love's latest rant begs a slew of questions that need answering. First, what has happened to the American education system? Second, is this English? Third, and probably most important -- what the heck is she trying to say?!

Here's a small excerpt from Court's novel of a blog. "CRAUGS LIST MOMET I NED TWO DESIGNERS- ANYONE FROPM THE STANFORD DESIGN SCHOOL IS WAY WELCOME-= NBUT AT MAJOR L;ABEL;S WE GET GRAPHIC DESGNERS AND IM FDOIBGTHINGD A LITTLE DIFFERENT- ID LIKE A GRAPHIC DEOGNER TO GO TO ABOUT FONTS AND ICONS AN SYMBOLS AND ETC AND IF LIKE A SESIGN SHCOOL PERSON TO STARTTHINKINGABVOUT EVERYTHING FROM HOWE TO CHALLENGE A CD JEWEL BOX MERCH FROM ROCJ SHOWS YER AVRAGE TSHIRT COTTON PANTIRES THING BOULEVARDIER WILL OPEN AN ACCT NAMED [xxxxxxxxxx]@GMAIL.COM TOMORROW OF HE HASNT ALREADY XSEND ANY INFO THERE OKAY?"

Okay!

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1.

Dawn Day    

WTF?

She's off the wagon I presume??

2522 days ago
2.

Tangie    

No wonder Kurt killed himself.

2522 days ago
3.

Em    

Civilization as we once knew it is evaporating. This proves it. Pathetic.

2522 days ago
4.

observer    

Pathetic.

2522 days ago
5.

Chelsea    

uhh...okay, all I got was that she needed two designers from Stanford Design school. Anyone figure out the rest?

2522 days ago
6.

Patty    

She has got to have the FATTEST fingers of all time. Maybe she should shoot some of those drugs into her fingers and get them skinny!!

2522 days ago
7.

lulusez    

PLZ REACHOVER THEIR AND HANDME THATZ NEEDLE;; I THINKK IT'S WEARINGK OFFZ.

2522 days ago
8.

toodeep    

ww I gte wht shz sd do u? thts unblevabl!!

2522 days ago
9.

ME    

Did she have her fingers on the wrong keys on the computer? What in the hell is wrong with her lips? She's such a mess.

2522 days ago
10.

TheONE    

What a mess...and she says shes of drugs??

2522 days ago
11.

Here comes the judge    

SHORT BUS!

2522 days ago
12.

Stephanie    

I think it was intentional - she says she is going about things differently haha
I think she wants a special designer for all types of jobs - words, jewelry boxes, tee shirts, etc....Stanford Design grads are most welcome! If you can understand her requirements and meet her requirements,,,apply. She already has normal designers.
I like her job listing. lol

2522 days ago
13.

rico    

Actually, Kelly Osborne called Courtney a "genius" on "The Osbournes," a few years ago. Courtney is a ridiculous drug-addict. Here in Portland, there are lots of tragic Courtney stories. Poor Kurt, he never stood a chance. C. Love is a slag.

2522 days ago
14.

sandyduncansglasseye    

I think she took an Ambian before writing this. I have been guilty of Ambian-induced rantings, myself.

2522 days ago
15.

Me    

Lay off the drugs and buy yourself hooked on phonics, I hear it can do wonders!

2522 days ago
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