Courtney Love Attempts English

Posted Sep 4th 2007 10:37AM by TMZ Staff

No one has ever called Courtney Love a genius, and in a recent blog from the hot mess, you can see why. Love's latest rant begs a slew of questions that need answering. First, what has happened to the American education system? Second, is this English? Third, and probably most important -- what the heck is she trying to say?!

Here's a small excerpt from Court's novel of a blog. "CRAUGS LIST MOMET I NED TWO DESIGNERS- ANYONE FROPM THE STANFORD DESIGN SCHOOL IS WAY WELCOME-= NBUT AT MAJOR L;ABEL;S WE GET GRAPHIC DESGNERS AND IM FDOIBGTHINGD A LITTLE DIFFERENT- ID LIKE A GRAPHIC DEOGNER TO GO TO ABOUT FONTS AND ICONS AN SYMBOLS AND ETC AND IF LIKE A SESIGN SHCOOL PERSON TO STARTTHINKINGABVOUT EVERYTHING FROM HOWE TO CHALLENGE A CD JEWEL BOX MERCH FROM ROCJ SHOWS YER AVRAGE TSHIRT COTTON PANTIRES THING BOULEVARDIER WILL OPEN AN ACCT NAMED [xxxxxxxxxx]@GMAIL.COM TOMORROW OF HE HASNT ALREADY XSEND ANY INFO THERE OKAY?"

Okay!

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1. WTF?

She's off the wagon I presume??

Posted at 11:05AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Dawn Day

2. No wonder Kurt killed himself.

Posted at 11:07AM on Sep 4th 2007 by hey now

3. Pathetic.

Posted at 11:08AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Me

4. Civilization as we once knew it is evaporating. This proves it. Pathetic.

Posted at 11:08AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Em

5. uhh...okay, all I got was that she needed two designers from Stanford Design school. Anyone figure out the rest?

Posted at 11:13AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Chelsea

6. She has got to have the FATTEST fingers of all time. Maybe she should shoot some of those drugs into her fingers and get them skinny!!

Posted at 11:14AM on Sep 4th 2007 by PB

7. PLZ REACHOVER THEIR AND HANDME THATZ NEEDLE;; I THINKK IT'S WEARINGK OFFZ.

Posted at 11:15AM on Sep 4th 2007 by lulusez

8. ww I gte wht shz sd do u? thts unblevabl!!

Posted at 11:18AM on Sep 4th 2007 by badabing

9. What a mess...and she says shes of drugs??

Posted at 11:19AM on Sep 4th 2007 by fridgeee

10. Did she have her fingers on the wrong keys on the computer? What in the hell is wrong with her lips? She's such a mess.

Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 4th 2007 by penny

11. SHORT BUS!

Posted at 11:25AM on Sep 4th 2007 by YEEHAW

12. I think it was intentional - she says she is going about things differently haha
I think she wants a special designer for all types of jobs - words, jewelry boxes, tee shirts, etc....Stanford Design grads are most welcome! If you can understand her requirements and meet her requirements,,,apply. She already has normal designers.
I like her job listing. lol

Posted at 11:33AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Stephanie

13. I think she took an Ambian before writing this. I have been guilty of Ambian-induced rantings, myself.

Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 4th 2007 by stef

14. Lay off the drugs and buy yourself hooked on phonics, I hear it can do wonders!

Posted at 11:41AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Me

15. All I got was Craig's List Moment...designers from Stanford...then I think the Black Tar Heroin kicked in on her....either that or she types with her elbows. I dunno.

Posted at 11:45AM on Sep 4th 2007 by bahahaha

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