Cindy Crawford hit up the Malibu Carnival -- where one of her kids got crazy with a giant inflatable hammer and smacked her in the face.
A group of debutantes went wild outside Les Deux this week, prompting one of TMZ's favorite new catchphrases -- "Gimme 'dis wallet!"
Justin Timberlake and Timbaland tore up a Vegas club, with JT asking about the sexual proclivities of the crowd. Try not to blush!
Ron Jeremy's known more than 5,000 women -- in the biblical sense ... and slobbered all over one more as TMZ's cameras rolled. Hold on to your breakfast.