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Maddox's Preschool Cuisine -- For la Creme de la Creme!

9/10/2007 11:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Fresh cod served with steamed broccoli and couscous -- the main course at a lavish New York gala? Nope. It's what Maddox Jolie-Pitt had for lunch yesterday at his private Manhattan school. Bon appétit!

Little Maddox attends the prestigious Lycée Français de New York on the Upper East side. Cameras captured Angelina taking Maddox to school last week, wearing the latest in private school haute couture. C'est magnifique!

Today, according to the school menu, Maddox can expect to dine on vegetable chunks soup, rotisserie chicken, green bean almondine, white rice, and yogurt or fruit. Kinda makes that Hot Pocket you were going to microwave look pretty bad, doesn't it?

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106.

Harmony    

It's so sad. This couple really know how to manipulate the media. Brad and Angie do all these things because they know at the end of the day people will be talking about them. HONESTLY no one cares about maddox going to cooking school because angie doesn't know how food taste like in her mouth or body. Brad is a fool, AND A COMPLETE IDIOT. Angelina is a home-wrecker, and a manipulative, helpless human being who's only hope and joy is to adopt and fool the world that she's a changed zombie.
At least Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad, she did not STEAL BRAD IN ORDER TO HAVE HIM. All I can truly say to this animated, useless, waisted, fabricated, unreal couple is that whatever you did to JENNIFER ANISTON, will return to you guys someday, because your love is a mutual understanding to attract fame and fortune.

2536 days ago
107.

fed up    

Is this what Harvey Levin calls "news"? Who cares what the kid eats for lunch? Leave the "celebuspawns" out of the pap-crap.

2536 days ago
108.

DLC    

No matter what they do,someone will find fault with it.

But, honestly some of these posts are hilarious. Never has a child's school lunch provoked such profound discussion!

2536 days ago
109.

pichu    

they mispelled "choice" for Sept 6...they have "choose of marinara & alfredo" when it's supposed to be "choice.

hmm...$18,000/yr for this school huh? quality education!

2536 days ago
110.

TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver    

Keeping it real, Barbara 92. Seeing all the Sept 11 dates on these posts I'm actually embarrassed to be on this site today. Think I'll put up my flag

2536 days ago
111.

andrea    

My nephew attends public school in Italy and they have a 4 course lunch everyday. It's just the way they do it in Europe.

2536 days ago
112.

Tired and Ready for A Nap    

I wish my daughter's school would incorporate healthier meals. Tomorrow is Pizza Day and Friday is Corn Dog day.

2536 days ago
113.

marty    

THEY SUCK ANYWAY THOSE KIDS ARE ULGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2536 days ago
114.

marty    

THOSE KIDS SHOULD GO BACK WERE THEY CAME FROM

2536 days ago
115.

Desiree    

Get off it, Erica, "good moms" actually stay home with their kids if they have as much money as Angie and Brad, but Angie would rather keep making her crappy movies than stay home and actually raise her doll collection. "Good moms" give their children a stable life, don't have them in several schools in a year. This school is obviously just about money or they wouldn't accept a kid that will only be there a couple of weeks before he is pulled out and taken somewhere to be shoved into another pricey snooty school. A "good mother" Angelina isn't, she won't even stop taking diet pills so her health will not be jeaoprdized, she is so afraid of allowing a few onces of flesh on her bones. These kids will eventually have mental problems from the criminal lack of stability in their lives and Angie will blame Brad as soon as the trouble starts. But, they will just do some touchy-feely photo shoots and say how they are going to be changed people, bla bla bla bla. Angie and Brad are just a couple of phony attention-whores, and all their PR babble is a sick joke. Go hold another kid, Angie, the paps you called are almost there, LOL!

2536 days ago
116.

Sharona    

Do any of you realize that America ranks barely above Mexico in childhood literacy? I lived in Australia for two years, and my nephew and niece, ages nine and 12, respectively, spoke fluent French and Spanish. They went to an Australian public school, where the curriculum includes one or two second languages. At least one is a requirement, they opted for two. How can anyone possibly fault these parents for sending their children to a good private school? These kids are not going to grow up in Hollywood, they will be traveling the world with their parents. Would you prefer that Angelina packed Maddox off to public school with a "Lunchable" and a sippy cup full of Pepsi? The Lycee has an excellent reputation, and is quite affordable compared to some other NYC private schools. Give these folks a break!

2535 days ago
117.

Banshee    

Do you really think the kids of anyone famous or rich go to public school??? I'll bet Bush's twins never saw the inside of a public school!

2522 days ago
118.

ELI    

I know why Brangelina want all these photos taken of their kid going to school, so in the future they can tell him that he really did go to school, and here's the proof!

How can a schedule of going to school be kept when they are always jet-setting all over the world?

2521 days ago
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