1. First?

Posted at 10:02PM on Sep 11th 2007 by CLAUDA DE SCRATCH

2. Whore

Posted at 10:03PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Obie Objector

3. Let's send Posh, David, and this attention whore back to he other side of the ocaen!!

Posted at 10:04PM on Sep 11th 2007 by CLAUDA DE SCRATCH

4. hmm....sounds fishy to me. I bet she and Becks are still boinking and she had to follow him here eventually. Or could it be pure coincidence????? NOT!!

Posted at 10:05PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Wendy

5. YUCK, shes about as classy as Kid Pebble

Posted at 10:08PM on Sep 11th 2007 by meltz911

6. She was his personal assistant in Spain - never his nanny.

Posted at 10:10PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Astrid

7. where, oh where, have the girls with class gone?

Posted at 10:11PM on Sep 11th 2007 by dannasaur

8. She was his assitant...not nanny...and this slapper should just fall of the face of the earth.

Posted at 10:13PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Josie

9. Uh oh, trouble in Fantasyland, looks like skanky Victoria has some very serious competition. Just this one photo here shows a younger prettier hottie Victoria will have a real hard time competing with as long as Victoria continues to impersonate the Crypt Keeper. LOL, bet Victoria will suddenly want to move somewhere across the world. And they can do it now since David is a washed-up/has-been/bench-warming fake of a soccer player that can't play soccer. Too bad Victoria is so busy (doing nothing) and needs a team of nannies and tutors and houskeepers, always going to be some hottie-type temptations David obviously can't resist. I can't say I blame him, every once in a while he must just get SO tired of the plastic Victoria blow-up doll. This is going to be fun, hope we get some photos of Victoria's face when she runs into David's old flame. Of course, we won't be able to tell if Victoria is pissed or not, since she looks pissed all the time anyway!

Posted at 10:16PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Let the games begin!

10. Oh, no, another media whore bimbo in town. What is Paris going to do with all of the competition?

Posted at 10:17PM on Sep 11th 2007 by K. H.

11. Becham is a whiny voiced biatch. Once you hear his voice you know what i'm talking about. This homey wants to be an actor? Someone needs to kick his metrosexual ass, because he doesn't deserve all this fame and fortune.

Posted at 10:22PM on Sep 11th 2007 by placebo effect

12. Looks like he wanted a woman with a little more meat on her bones!

Posted at 10:29PM on Sep 11th 2007 by TJ

13. If Rebecca plans to make it in this town, she need to get a nose job, pronto. She looks an ant eater, No offense

Posted at 10:29PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Tara

14. Does he still get paid all of those millions when he doesn't even play?

Posted at 10:32PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Abby

15. This two-bit bimbo will never be able to get within 50 feet of that idiot Beckham, Victoria has probably already gone totally bazonkers and hired a special platoon of bodyguards to keep David surrounded and watched 24-7. And David is such a wimp, there won't be a thing he can do about it. Another celeb marriage made in hell! Victoria must be ranting, this slut is definitely hotter and better looking than the anorexic sourpuss.

Posted at 10:35PM on Sep 11th 2007 by funny business