In a video posted yesterday, the Brit superfan and sometimes wannabe Chris Crocker launched into a two-minute rampage -- straight from the bottom of a broken heart -- caused by all the Britney haters.
A frazzazzled warm mess of screaming fits and extreme tears about Brit's cataclysmic VMA "performance," Crocker tries to stick up for his fallen idol, exclaiming, "You're lucky she even performed for you bastards." His best line -- "Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!" Next stop, Crazytown!











