Hoochie 101: Etiquette for Ladies at Hollywood Clubs

9/11/2007 1:49 PM PDT
TMZ cameras caught more intoxicated women actin' a fool outside of Hollywood's hottest clubs. Last night, two hocialites discovered our cameras and proceeded to lift up their dresses to show off their goodies. Hi mom!

One of the girls-gone-raunchy lifted her dress and invented a new way to come up smellin' like a rose -- you just have to see it. All this tasteful action is accompanied by the requisite garbled speech and stumbling.

The clubutantes then ran away -- out of embarrassment? Nah. The shame probably melted away long, long ago.