Matthew McConaughey -- Jerk in a Shirt

9/11/2007 11:48 AM PDT
A female fan waited more than two hours to take a picture with chesty Matthew McConaughey last night -- and he rewarded her patience by quickly blowing her off! Sorry, lady ... he's not for you!

TMZ cameras caught the pony-tailed, toothpick-chewin' hunk leaving Nobu, where a lone fan politely asked for a photo with him. Matt told her, "Not right now," and hopped into his car.

Feeling the burn of the diss, the fan vented to TMZ, calling him a "jerk" and adding, "It wasn't cool, it would have taken two seconds to take a picture ... not even an autograph!"