Talking Something with Corey Haim

Posted Sep 12th 2007 2:49PM by TMZ Staff

If you thought trying to read the ramblings of Courtney Love was tough, try listening to the verbal diarrhea spewed by reality star Corey Haim. They're a match in grammar heaven!

Haim was outside of Cipriani's last night in New York, when he encountered a cameraman waiting to catch a shot of the Beckhams. Instead, he got the "Two Coreys" star giving a shout-out to Corey #2, Mr. Feldman, and ... honestly we're not sure what else he says.

Post your best guesses below.

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16. coreyhaimfans.com

Posted at 3:54PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Eileen

17. He still acts like he is some 14 year old drug addict. It's just pathetic, his mother should be ashamed of herself.

Posted at 3:54PM on Sep 12th 2007 by cambel

18. This is what he's saying:

I'm never going to get off drugs...I'm never going to get off drugs...I'm never going to get off drugs...I'm never going to get off drugs...I'm never going to get off drugs...maybe I should start dating Britney Spears.....

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Jill H.

19. Coolray . . . it must be your age because in the 80's Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were who the pap's covered . . . movies, teen magazine covers, two teen stars could do no wrong for awhile . . . of course both seemed to get on the wrong track, Feldman seems to be back on track now, I second that you should check out Lost Boys :)

I hope Corey can clean up and get back into Movies . . .

Posted at 4:01PM on Sep 12th 2007 by JD

20. I LOVE COREY!! Look at his sexy self!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Sep 12th 2007 by ILoveCorey

21. I think he should start dating Zitney. Perfect for each other!! GROSS!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Sep 12th 2007 by haveaniceday

22. Victoria a snake with venom, not denom, but anyway who cares, I still love Corey Haim!!!!

Posted at 4:16PM on Sep 12th 2007 by SID

23. What a shame nad pitiful waste of time. Either he's back using drugs and alcohol (if he ever really stopped) or his brain is so fried that this is as good as he gets. Whatever the case, such a waste and shame that those around him are enabling him to kill himself so slowly. All for the money I'm sure.

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 12th 2007 by SuchaShame

24. It's AMAZING that no one has mentioned this yet about Corey Haim. I'm in the entertainment business and I knew Corey many years ago when he first came to Hollywood.He was gay then and he is gay now.That's BS about him looking for a girlfriend.Give me a BREAK !

Posted at 4:24PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Marc1236

25. Cory Feldman's wife has got to be the most annoying wanna be celeb wife EVER. She's just a butterface with her ugly acne scarred face and her winey voice.

Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Deelicious

26. Corey Haim is a riot. His mind may be wasted but he makes a person laugh. Now Corey Feldman is so wooped by that wife of his that its pathetic. I do hope that Haim will kick his demons, I would love to see him in a sitcom or something, he & Feldman were hilarious in the day and even on the show when it was just the 2 of them you could see how they play off each other. His message didnt seem to strange.. hes telling Feldman that the phones a 2 way thing, that he loves him and even says hey to Skanky Suzie. Seemed more like an olive branch to me.

Posted at 4:42PM on Sep 12th 2007 by its_all_good

27. he's the hottest thang since a chicken wannnggggggggggg
hanging out wit my wang out
hottie to the nottie
hot to trot
amazing man.

Posted at 4:42PM on Sep 12th 2007 by great actor kid:

28. Who would have thought that Feldman would be the one of the 2 that got his act together and is now the normal one of the 2. He's also a lot better looking than haim now. Haim looks all bloated and from what I've seen on the show he's also slightly insane.

Posted at 4:52PM on Sep 12th 2007 by cutiepie

29. Let's see, David Beckham cheated on Victoria and dated his assistant who is alleged to be a lesbian now, and the Victoria-snake used to date Corey Haim who is alleged to be gay. Sounds like having a fling with the Beckhams causes gender-reversal issues for their dates - yep, I can see that happening.

Posted at 4:54PM on Sep 12th 2007 by Juno

30. I have a degree in drunkanese, he said:

"I got my ex Victoria...the lost boys and warner brothers...shes got men behind her, like there's men behind you...here she is she's like a snake with venom...now I gotta call Corey 2, Feldman I love ya, you no it's like a two way street..."

Translation:

"I am such a has been I go out with my old girl friends and talk about my only movie. I am so drunk I don't realize how pathetic I look but at least I am on TMZ! Now I must call the only other person on the "D" list that I know, Mr. Corey Feldman. Later!"

Posted at 5:00PM on Sep 12th 2007 by RockMother

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