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Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

Oh, man, I am seriously frazzazzleded and exhaustipateded. Let's face it, I'm tarrrd! I had too much fun in Larse Vegas! Gimme more gimme more -- what did nanny tell me to pick up at the groshery store? Oh my gawd! Look how cute this new Weaveholder looks! I am seriously preshified!

Gimme more gimme mmmm mmmm. Sunny day, keepin' the clouds away -- on my way -- can't thank of the rest. I think I should cover that ditty! I'll talk to Diddy about it! He's my new special friender. It's all about the Benjamins -- la la hmm. Sunny day ... um ...






um ...








...um ... Where am I? Oh yah, hot dawgs and Cheetohs for Jayden and crayons and candy cigarettes for Sean -- ding dang he's cute with them kiddie ciggies! He reminds me of K-Fart. Dang him! Hater. Sunny day ... seriously, this is the cutest pockerbook, like, ever. I could fit doggie in thar, and all my necesseries, my lollerpoppers, and -- oh yeah, and I need some Strawberry Qwik -- that stuff is soooo good. Yummerlicious! Tell me how to get how to get to... oh heckers, I think this is a nightgown. Better ask Alli. Note to self: um -- what was I just thinkin'? Nertz. Hate when that happers.

Garsh, I think I was up for three or six days in Vegas, but I seriously kicked ass! I was so ghetto fabulous on that VDA show -- even though I busted my nail, my heel broke on my hooker boots and I was a lil' bit bloated -- oh, hell, better pick up a EPT while I'm in here too. I shoulda knowed betterer when Criss asked me to hold that thing while he did a trick! Hot dawgs ... can't forgit. Sunny day -- benjamins -- la la la.





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16. I love Brit but I gotta admit, you guys are too f'n funny! Ding dang.

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Tammy

17. Leave her alone! Gawd, just let her be herself and stop the Brit abuse!

Posted at 12:02PM on Sep 13th 2007 by AJ

18. ok, last time you did it, it was funny, this time you just tried too hard, it was ding dang stoopid!!

she has on clothes today, no rear hanging out, so i see improvement coming, could there be hope in her future????????

Posted at 12:02PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Amy in KY

19. Is that supposed to be funny? I don't even like Britney, but you gossip sites need to get over it already.

Posted at 12:04PM on Sep 13th 2007 by so what?

20. britt is cool leave her the hell alone

Posted at 2:44PM on Sep 13th 2007 by BS

21. TMZ...slow news day??? That was horrible, as in not funny. Guess that is what happens when you base your entire existance on a few bimbos and losers to provide you with your 'news' When they are out of pocket, you have to make up stupid content.
Stick to the news please.

peace

Posted at 12:07PM on Sep 13th 2007 by spread the love

22. That was really, really stupid.

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 13th 2007 by C

23. actually, doesn't this look more like a nightie?

Posted at 12:04PM on Sep 13th 2007 by oh, please!

24. HAHAHAHAHA TMZ is hilarious! I like Britney tho :-)

Posted at 12:04PM on Sep 13th 2007 by t

25. whosoever wrote that is sooooo stupid get real she doesn't talk like that ur just stupid get a real job domb ass i really dont care about britney but leave her alone and does kids thats so stupid of u guys saying that britney is getting cigarrets for the baby... that just stupid okkk.

Posted at 12:14PM on Sep 13th 2007 by jen

26. Cute dress and purse. WHERE ARE HER KIDS ???

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 13th 2007 by ????????????

27. TMZ your new TV show sucks. T

Posted at 1:04PM on Sep 13th 2007 by My Two Cents

28. It used to be fun looking at your site, but I am now done, reporting on her was getting cruel enough, but making stuff up and writing it poorly, is crossing the line. Harvey Levin used to be somewhat credible, this is junior high school crap.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Done with TMZ

29. Ok... you crack me up and it is incredibly funny --- BUT, perhaps enough is enough. I'm starting to feel sorry for her and worry if sites like yours and perez aren't going a little too far in abusing an obviously distressed and in need of emotional help individual. I don't think any of us could take this repeated abuse over and over without letting it affect us. I know she is filthy rich and has messed up on her own, but maybe just maybe it is time to back off and let her figure it out.

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Kate

30. Ding Dang!!!

Posted at 12:10PM on Sep 13th 2007 by The Truth

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