Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

391. That wasn't even funny in the slighest bit. You guys either need to lay off brit or find some better writers...

Posted at 1:25PM on Sep 14th 2007 by kristle

392. Too funny TMZ. I actually laughed out loud! The Cris Angel bit is probaby true!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 14th 2007 by luvchad

393. TMZ, you are SICK! I can't believe all the Britney-Abuse that you are putting her thru! Don't you think she is going thru enough abuse as it is, without you adding to it? This was NOT FUNNY in the least! I agree with the majority of the comments here... have an ADULT write about Britney, and GIVE HER A BREAK, will you? PLEASE? My goodness, people... what if it were YOU that everyone else here were writing about, how would YOU like to be chopped into a million and two pieces like that? I think NOT!! Do yourself a favor and quit while you're a little bit ahead, as I'm in agreement with a lot of people here... I'm about DONE with TMZ!!!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Sep 14th 2007 by Reebee

394. WHEN DID PEREZ START WRITING FOR TMZ? I can't believe this crap was even posted. Not defending Brittney....she brings things on herself but no one is above screwing up..."Those without sin, cast the first stone"! Jesus!!! ha

Posted at 8:00PM on Sep 14th 2007 by trueblue

395. 346. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Ding friggin' DANG!

That was purely da funny whack stuffin's, y'all TMZ! I 'bout prakticklee farted a real big stinky from dat one! Y'all even done made moowah, tha's uh...Frenchified fer "ME", y'all even done made me has a chuckle fits! An' ever times I has me a chuckle fits I done poots like a cow what is puhlootin' the atmosfeers!

Anyways, Tee Em Zee, y'all! No hard feelun's, m'k. 'Sides, I gotta rewatch muhelfs from the Vajayjay...er...EmJay...uhweirds...er...sumpthin' like that. Man, y'all, I surely done looked hot fer a ho, 'eh!

Buh bye, y'all an'.....DINNNNNNNNNNG DANNNNNNNNGGGG!!

Posted at 11:55PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Brit-Brit

Hey Harvey Levin i see your sister Brit-Brit is posting here!

Posted at 12:28AM on Sep 15th 2007 by Judy

396. LOL! *Sees angry group of Britney fans* What? I thought it was funny!

Posted at 12:07PM on Sep 15th 2007 by K

397. Okay TMZ.. you've gone overboard, for sure. Give Britney a break already.. have you NO ONE else to write about? Honestly, how many times have you done something stupid that you've thanked your higher power nobody was around to see? She doesn't have that option, and she's just trying to live.. let her breathe and try and get back on her feet. And what is it with all the southern dialect bashing? I've never met a person who honestly spoke like that; you're getting ridiculous. The first time you did this 'inner dialog', it was moderately funny - now it's just getting old. Find something AND someone else to write about or you're losing at least one reader.

"Just because I talk slow sweetheart, doesn't mean I'm stupid"
-- Sweet Home Alabama

Posted at 2:06PM on Sep 15th 2007 by Sarah

398. Ding Dang Ya'll!

K-Fart - 2 funny!

Posted at 4:09PM on Sep 16th 2007 by Nooo she didint!

399. to #2 (appropriate, I think) or EnoughAlready

"Brit is what the media has created,..." I say Enough Already with this crap from YOU, #2!
Did the media make her decide to go commando and show the world her hairless cat, did the media make her wed Fed-Ex, did the media make her have two kids in a row when she can't even take care of herself, did the media make her marry Jason Alexander for what - 55 hours, did the media make her hang out with Hilton, Lohan and the rest of that fake crowd and forget she had two children at home, did the media make her get drunk on her ass, did the media make her almost drop her kid or drive without them in their car seats, did the media make her do drugs, did the media make her shave her head, did the media make her wear those horrid hats and cowboy boots with every outfit, did the media make her wipe up dog crap with the designer dress or her greasy fingers on another after eating KFC - especially when they weren't even her clothes but borrowed for the photo shoot, did the media make her set up that same photo shoot with OK magazine and then have a melt down and leave looking like an idiot, did the media make her walk in to public bathrooms BAREFOOT, did the media make her fire those who were trying to manage her behavior and career and decide to do it herself (she should have at least kept the stylist), did the media make her choose that too small bikini instead of the more "forgiving" bustier the awards people wanted her to wear, did the media make her show up for her rehearsal 3 hours late with a drink in her hand, and on and on and on?

The media can be blamed for a lot of things in a lot of cases, but when it comes to Miss Spears, she's done a fine job of making her own decisions and has shown us how to wreck a career in the shortest time I've seen in a long time. By firing her manager, staff, stylist, etc and hanging out with the current set of Hollywood no-talents etc, she has proven that old adage - of which I paraphrase - He who employs himself as an attorney has a fool for a client!

These were HER decisions and choices. Get you facts straight before pointing the finger at the media, or anyone else because when you DO point you finger at others you have three fingers pointing right back at yourself!

Posted at 11:44PM on Sep 16th 2007 by ohiodmo

400. ohiodmo you know where to put those 3 fingers right? ok good just want to be sure!

Posted at 2:01AM on Sep 17th 2007 by Ron

401. No matter what she will still make more than you or I put together in our lifetime.

Posted at 4:14PM on Sep 17th 2007 by john k

402. This is completely hilarious. Thanks for a great laugh tonight!!!
People are finally realizing that the so called "pop princess"
is a "no-talent" and now just a punch line.
BRITNEY is the one that has been sending the wrong messages
to girls and women everywhere, not the press. About body images, behavior, etc....
Thanks to Britney, a lot of little girls think it's a positive thing to look and act slutty,
just like she does. :) This video is so damn FUNNY!!!!

Posted at 3:31AM on Sep 18th 2007 by kmb

403. ....the video... "Fat Britney getting thrown out of hotel"......

Posted at 4:28AM on Sep 18th 2007 by kmb

404. Amen to #395 & #400...nobody forced that woman to do any of that stupid, attention-grabbing stuff. She should have listened to the Judge & thanked God & all her $$ that she still had her kids. Instead she had to go out and get high - I guess to prove that she is doesn't have to worry about small things like having her kids taken away. If she didn't love the lime light, then she wouldn't be in it so often.
TMZ, I think you're great, & I love the trailer trash talk -- I don't hear anyone jumping on SNL news when they take off on brit. When her idol is a debutramp like Paris, you know she has her priorities messed up - kids 1st, party way down the line. Keep it up, great smile all day.

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 19th 2007 by Getagrip

405. That is friggin' hilarious, you guys rock.
And it's probably pretty accurate, actually.

Posted at 12:51PM on Sep 19th 2007 by tang