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Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

Posted Sep 13th 2007 3:52PM by Celly

Oh, man, I am seriously frazzazzleded and exhaustipateded. Let's face it, I'm tarrrd! I had too much fun in Larse Vegas! Gimme more gimme more -- what did nanny tell me to pick up at the groshery store? Oh my gawd! Look how cute this new Weaveholder looks! I am seriously preshified!

Gimme more gimme mmmm mmmm. Sunny day, keepin' the clouds away -- on my way -- can't thank of the rest. I think I should cover that ditty! I'll talk to Diddy about it! He's my new special friender. It's all about the Benjamins -- la la hmm. Sunny day ... um ...

um ...

...um ... Where am I? Oh yah, hot dawgs and Cheetohs for Jayden and crayons and candy cigarettes for Sean -- ding dang he's cute with them kiddie ciggies! He reminds me of K-Fart. Dang him! Hater. Sunny day ... seriously, this is the cutest pockerbook, like, ever. I could fit doggie in thar, and all my necesseries, my lollerpoppers, and -- oh yeah, and I need some Strawberry Qwik -- that stuff is soooo good. Yummerlicious! Tell me how to get how to get to... oh heckers, I think this is a nightgown. Better ask Alli. Note to self: um -- what was I just thinkin'? Nertz. Hate when that happers.

Garsh, I think I was up for three or six days in Vegas, but I seriously kicked ass! I was so ghetto fabulous on that VDA show -- even though I busted my nail, my heel broke on my hooker boots and I was a lil' bit bloated -- oh, hell, better pick up a EPT while I'm in here too. I shoulda knowed betterer when Criss asked me to hold that thing while he did a trick! Hot dawgs ... can't forgit. Sunny day -- benjamins -- la la la.

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31. SHUT up, you guys stink and how stupid, get a life and leave her alone now that you think shes a loser please. Disgusting you just keep pushing and pushing for no reason but to insult your intelligence as a writer idiot. WHO cares, just let it LIE for gawds sake and WHAT do you care what she does, its obvious you dont. GOOD luck BRIT

Posted at 12:06PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Wendy

32. TMZ SUCKS!!!! That was the most stupid thing that's ever been posted! You need to stop being mean to her cause if it weren't for her none of you would have jobs! So you should be thankful to her and start treating her better! I don't want to keep coming to this site if you keep being so disgustingly disrespectful to her! It's your job to bring the facts not your stupid opinions like Perez Hilton!

Posted at 12:07PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Samuel

33. Who in the hell writes this crap, oh, I know, it's some of those college graduates we are all told are so smart. They are proving it right here aren't they? Four years of college and this is the result. God help us.

Posted at 12:28PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Alabama

34. I think she looks great in this photo. Here's hoping the VMA,s was her wake up call and she is now ready to get a grip on her life. I hope she reaches out the celebs who appear to want to help her with her future career. I wish her the best and hope she finds her niche in the entertainment world. I am not and never have been a Brit fan but I do wish her the best.

Posted at 12:08PM on Sep 13th 2007 by bear

35. If I'd read something this lame and totally devoid of any entertainment value whatsoever the first time I looked at tmz, I would have hit the back button in a hurry. And I don't even care about Britney Spear one way or the other. Never saw her perform, never listened to her music. I strongly suspect this hideous shtick of an inner dialog parody wouldn't be any more appealing if I had.

Time to exit this mess of web site and never look back.

j.

Posted at 12:10PM on Sep 13th 2007 by jafo

36. So incredibly mean. A line or two would have been funny, but this is just stupid. There is nothing hilarious about it.

I'm thinking TMZ assigned all of the good writers to the television show and left the website copy up to the contract employees.

By the way, Britney looks gorgeous in this picture. This is the most put together she has looked. The poor girl may have a chance if the media would ease up a bit. It is sick that people get such pleasure out of one's failures or mishaps.

Posted at 9:50AM on Sep 14th 2007 by Angie MI

37. She looks great in this pic but you guys are getting on my freaking nerves trying to read the comments you put with her not funny at all but damn annoying

Posted at 12:14PM on Sep 13th 2007 by kc

38. why dont yall start reporting facts instead of insults! this site does nothing but pick on poor britney wtf is the deal what your reporters arent good enough to go out and get a real story so yall just make um up? bottom line britney is a strong woman and nothing nobodys says will bring her down!!!

we love you britney!! keep your head up!! you will prevail!!

Posted at 12:11PM on Sep 13th 2007 by www.myspace.com/britney_freak_4life

39. BAH HAHAHAHAHA Thats tooo funnny

Posted at 12:12PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Toots

40. You guys are the funniest. Love your southern accent.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 13th 2007 by laugh a lot

41. So how long are you gonna beat this girl down?? This "material" isn't funny anymore. Move on, get over it, let it go. Geez. Enough is enough. I'm not even a fan of Britney's but there is a point of taking things too far which is exactly what the media is doing.

Posted at 12:13PM on Sep 13th 2007 by GET OVER IT !!!!!

42. If it were not for Britney you guys would have nothing, no wonder you continue to crucify her. I used to enjoy reading your site, now I look in disgust. You will not be happy until she slits her wrists, but I am sure you will make fun of the way she does that

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 13th 2007 by lynnieg

43. Wow, is this monologue suppose to be funny? and give her a break...geeezzzzz

Posted at 5:39PM on Sep 13th 2007 by nicknick

44. VENGENCE IS MINE SAITH THE LORD!!! remeber...do unto others as you'd have done to you....TMZ...you have made a NASTY BED TO LIE IN!!!

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 13th 2007 by TMZ HATER

45. Get over it! You're all so pathetic. Karma can't collect soon enough for you sorry bastards.

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Stephanie

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