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Britney: After Las Vegas -- The Inner Dialog

Oh, man, I am seriously frazzazzleded and exhaustipateded. Let's face it, I'm tarrrd! I had too much fun in Larse Vegas! Gimme more gimme more -- what did nanny tell me to pick up at the groshery store? Oh my gawd! Look how cute this new Weaveholder looks! I am seriously preshified!

Gimme more gimme mmmm mmmm. Sunny day, keepin' the clouds away -- on my way -- can't thank of the rest. I think I should cover that ditty! I'll talk to Diddy about it! He's my new special friender. It's all about the Benjamins -- la la hmm. Sunny day ... um ...






um ...








...um ... Where am I? Oh yah, hot dawgs and Cheetohs for Jayden and crayons and candy cigarettes for Sean -- ding dang he's cute with them kiddie ciggies! He reminds me of K-Fart. Dang him! Hater. Sunny day ... seriously, this is the cutest pockerbook, like, ever. I could fit doggie in thar, and all my necesseries, my lollerpoppers, and -- oh yeah, and I need some Strawberry Qwik -- that stuff is soooo good. Yummerlicious! Tell me how to get how to get to... oh heckers, I think this is a nightgown. Better ask Alli. Note to self: um -- what was I just thinkin'? Nertz. Hate when that happers.

Garsh, I think I was up for three or six days in Vegas, but I seriously kicked ass! I was so ghetto fabulous on that VDA show -- even though I busted my nail, my heel broke on my hooker boots and I was a lil' bit bloated -- oh, hell, better pick up a EPT while I'm in here too. I shoulda knowed betterer when Criss asked me to hold that thing while he did a trick! Hot dawgs ... can't forgit. Sunny day -- benjamins -- la la la.





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46. to all you "LEAVE HER ALONE's" out there...............there is no point in saying leave her alone............... each and everyone of us are looking for this stuff..... and this article......
was rubbish......you can do better....

Posted at 12:16PM on Sep 13th 2007 by michelle in ireland

47. TMZ's fake "Britney" monologues are getting old.

Posted at 12:49PM on Sep 13th 2007 by bh

48. the media really needs to give her a break!! it was semi-funny the first time you guys did this, not anymore!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 13th 2007 by ashley

49. OMG, TMZ is starting to sound more like Perez Hilton every day. I love TMZ, but seriously....whoever wrote that needs to grow up...what a waste of time.

Lighten up on Britney.

Posted at 7:57PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Jordan

50. YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO REPORT ABOUT. SHE IS JUST WALKING, BEING A NORMAL PERSON. WHO EVER WROTE THAT ARTICLE, NEEDS TO BE FIRED. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS SUCK. GET A LIFE. BRITNEY'S GOT ONE!!!

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 13th 2007 by TheBeautiful1

51. Ok, I hate Twitney as much as the next person, and this article is pretty dam funny...
but I think its time to give "Ding Dang" a rest... how bout a new catch phrase.

As for Brit, wow she has panties on this time? I'm shocked.

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Death99

52. GIVE THIAS GIRL A BREAK WILL YA! She looks great and yes she messed up but do you have to keep rubbing it in? That is bad taste.

Posted at 12:21PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Good God

53. This is so old, let the girlhave some space to grow up......I'd rather read about Paris out Christina what a Biotch!!!

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Puhleeeeezzee

54. What the f**k was the point of this? She actually looks HOT in this picture. She's covered up, her ass isn't showing, etc, so knock it off already.

Posted at 12:19PM on Sep 13th 2007 by blue

55. It may have been funny if I could even figure out what you were saying. Don't try so hard TMZ, it's become illegible. Besides, she doesn't having anything to make fun of in that picture and actually looks quite nice. This is coming from some one (moi) who really couldn't tolerate hearing about her but now that she's de-celebutized down to a human level again...I say leave her alone. She's been stomped on more than enough.

Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 13th 2007 by CelebritiesRstupid

56. Wow. That's hysterical. Really. I can't stop laughing. Someone help me stop. Oh my sides hurt. Oh I can't breathe.

Who writes this stuff, anyway? High school kids? Maybe "yall" need to hire some grownups to write the Inner Dialogue bits. Or maybe even drop it altogether? This is really lame, and not funny at all.



Posted at 12:22PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Shadow

57. OMG!! That is the funniest thing i have read in a long time. I am LMAO!

Posted at 12:19PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Kristen

58. TMZ, this isn't news.

I am not a Britney fan but TMZ is putting anything out there with her as sthe story line.

I better never hear from Harvey when he's replacing Larry King that he considers himself a journalist or that his site has anything to do with journalism. That he's not biased or anything.

I'll call in and let him have it.

Most of this site is nothing but fodder.

Posted at 12:21PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Robert

59. That sound you are hearing is not laughter. It's crickets.

Posted at 12:24PM on Sep 13th 2007 by Dr. Quest

60. Wow TMZ...a lil overboard on the comment there. You ok?

Posted at 12:22PM on Sep 13th 2007 by ssdd

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