Who Would You Rather?
"Extraordinary Machine" songstress Fiona Apple is turning 30 today, while former "24" First Lady Jean Smart is looking quite good at 56. 
The question is ...
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(Page 1 of 5) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. I'll take whats behind curtain # 3
Posted at 12:04AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Cheers
2. Fiona
Posted at 12:12AM on Sep 13th 2007 by CLAUDA DE SCRATCH
3. They both are ugly.
Posted at 12:16AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Dean
4. Smart is far hotter at 56 than Apple could EVER hope to be.
Posted at 12:17AM on Sep 13th 2007 by One More Thing
5. JEAN!!!!
Posted at 12:18AM on Sep 13th 2007 by matt
6. isn't fiona Shrek's ogre wife?
Posted at 12:20AM on Sep 13th 2007 by jumping2conclusion
7. Martha Logan, baby!!
Posted at 12:24AM on Sep 13th 2007 by 24fan
8.
Gross!!!! Neither!!!
Posted at 12:28AM on Sep 13th 2007 by Robert
9. she looks good for her age, but give me a break, Fiona is undoubtedly the choice! This is actually a terrible comparison. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!
Posted at 12:30AM on Sep 13th 2007 by how many old guys on this site?
10. Jean can work it like a kneckbone!
Posted at 12:30AM on Sep 13th 2007 by flea
11. You can't deny the timeless beauty of Ms. Smart. She's class, talent AND beauty.
Posted at 12:32AM on Sep 13th 2007 by not my thing
12. fiona always looks a bit psycho -- like she'd kill you afterward....if i had to pick it would be smart
must be why shes slammin apple in the poll
Posted at 12:37AM on Sep 13th 2007 by bit
13. they both are bad in my books...
http://thehollywoodstory.com
Posted at 12:42AM on Sep 13th 2007 by THS
14. This ish is nasty TMZ. "who would you rather?" I was skeeved enough when you had the same poll for hayden planteraium and her mom before she was even 18. sleezeballs. what's wrong, no britney crotch shots today?
Posted at 12:45AM on Sep 13th 2007 by -
15. the question is 'who would you rather..' that lady jean smart is FIFTY SIX years old!! thats grandma territory way past milf! this isnt even an option unless youve never seen what happens to a female body, 56 vs. 30.. horrible poll. + thats a goofy pic of fiona look her up on google image and you grandma lovers would change your mind and go for the hardbody crazy eyed fiona anyday unless you have a freaky Oedipus complex..
Posted at 12:46AM on Sep 13th 2007 by MeMyselfAndi
