Fat "Britney" Thrown Out of Hotel

9/17/2007 4:30 PM PDT
A disgusting, bloated, sloppy Britney Spears wannabe drag queen got thrown out of the trendy Chateau Marmont hotel on Monday for impersonating the popwreck. Imitation is the highest form of flattery!

Clad in an outfit similar to Britney's VMAs swan song, the plus-sized, hairy belly-baring, pizza-eating doppelganger was ushered off the hotel's property as he shouted, "I'm Britney, bitch!" Yeah, yeah we know.

While Britney herself hasn't spiraled this far out of control -- the wannabe star managed to still wear a better wig than Brit Brit! Ding dang!