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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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1.

Rocky    

MY VAJAYJAY WILL BE SO VERY HAPPY NOW... TRA LA LA...

2533 days ago
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ziggy    

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

2533 days ago
3.

scott    

Maybe they should change the name to Mulva. Or Gipple!

2533 days ago
4.

Wtf    

OMG! Ok us ladies need a form of this so we can get turned on as well.....lol. Paging P.Diddy, get to work on it!!

2533 days ago
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stop the madness    

more trash! no shame in this day in age.

2533 days ago
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notaceleb    

JERRY SEINFELD WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU. THIS PRODUCT IS BEYOND REVOLTING AND CRAZY - AND I'M A GUY? GET - RID - OF - IT.

2533 days ago
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West Coastian    

Fine and then I can maybe find the new perfume for women called Umpire. It smells like foul balls.

2533 days ago
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WasabiPeaz    

Vaginal scent? -sounds a bit fishy to me!

2533 days ago
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KAT    

HA HA THAT IS GREAT HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE ONE.

2533 days ago
10.

Granny Pants    

FISH!

2533 days ago
11.

sistasmile    

this can't be real, this has to be a joke!

who would sell this?

2533 days ago
12.

Flake    

WTF?

Must smell like a fish.....

2533 days ago
13.

Harry Nipples, Jr.    

The alluring fragrance of french tuna.

2533 days ago
14.

M.    

I don't even know what to say about this one....Oh My GOD.

2533 days ago
15.

Joshua Smith    

Do you think they will make signature series?

Hmmm... Maybe a Hayden Panettiere signature series!

Maybe with an autographed BOX...

2533 days ago
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