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Scent of a Woman

9/20/2007 6:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Attention excitement-challenged fellas, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twatlette!

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Chanel No. 69!

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. But isn't that why you'd buy it?


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31.

Merry Christmas    

Pitiful #26. The gay version will be "Smellin of Rosie and/or Smellin of Barry."

2588 days ago
32.

mscsrrr.com, (On Britney Spears)    

This product is going to be super hot. Why did I not think of it first?

2588 days ago
33.

Anon    

Who are these guys wearing this trying to attract? I'm not a lesbian, so why would I want a man that smells like a woman's "lady muffin"? I would think ladies would want to wear this since that's all guys seem to want.

2588 days ago
34.

Jus D truth    

mg #20 yeah, canoe-canoe. or how about "sniff, da little man in the boat"

2588 days ago
35.

Only swim in the Ocean    

There is nothing like the smell of menses.

2588 days ago
36.

Switch    

holy crap that's funny. i don't get why women would be attracted to a guy smelling like " Snapper ". unless that's what women want...

what do you think?

2588 days ago
37.

Switch    

# 23 That was great man. got me laughing

2588 days ago
38.

Switch    

only $27 per bottle

2588 days ago
39.

Grandpapopo    

Fish hmmm...

Well for those that have or know of a fishy smelling cootch ...you need to learn how to clean and maintain it.

There is no excuse for a smelly kitty.

2588 days ago
40.

Desiree    

Hayden's box has seen too much action, and it doen't look like she is a daily bather. She reminds me of Mischa, always looks a day away from a bath.

2588 days ago
41.

el polacko    

so does it actually contain pheremones or is it basically just a bottle of cod liver oil ?
hate to break it you gals, str8 guys want to use it but most of them DON'T want to smell it.
that's one fragrance you do not want to enhance.

2588 days ago
42.

just sayin    

Gag me with a spoon.

2588 days ago
43.

BTM    

I'm interested ... but I especially want a companion product that would duplicate the smell of a hot woman's ass.

2588 days ago
44.

cubalibre    

Um, ew. Just...ew. 'Nuff said.

2588 days ago
45.

PAgurl    

hey, morons......the guy doesn't wear it! It's for a woman to wear to give a stiffy if viagra doesn't work. READ!
This is hysterical! LMAO!!

2588 days ago
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