Train Wrecks
O.J. Simpson's Scandal -- In the Stars?

O.J., O.J., O.J. -- for the last two weeks he's been at it again. TMZ's astrosexologist Kiki T., author of "The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook," assessed O.J. Simpson's astrological situation. Is the former football star fated for trouble?

Simpson, whose birthday is July 9, 1947, is a Cancer. "Simpson is a Cancer sun, Leo rising and Pisces moon -- meaning he is an emotional basket case who lives at extremes," says Kiki. That means The Juice, "can be totally charismatic, feeling out his audience to play up and give them exactly what they want."

There's a dark side, though, too. "When you live to people please too much, you obviously become a ticking time bomb. I'm not surprised to find that the recent new moon eclipse in Virgo in his house of identity made him explode once more," says Kiki.




"Plus, with Mars entering Cancer on September 28 until May 9, 2008 -- an extended time than a normal Mars transit -- unfortunately, this will mean an extended time of O.J. in the news too," continues Kiki. This could mean another major O.J. trial, says Kiki, but she adds, "The odds of him being put away forever will probably be avoided again."

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1. Oj, you're going down! I'm first to tell you this!

Posted at 12:11PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Dr. Dave from Toronto, Canada

2. Simpson, whose birthday is July 9, 1947, is a Cancer.

I'll say, he is a cancer on society.

Posted at 12:12PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by FlBiker

3. Is Harvey going to make TMZ attach its lips to the defense team's ass like did during OJ's murder trial? Or is Miss Levin more concerned with kissing up to public opinion now?

Posted at 12:36PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by TMZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4. Wow, they deleted the Adrianne Curry thread...... I never seen a thread put up and then deleted less than an hour after!

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Ricky Ticky Tock

5. O it's easy for TMZ astrosexologist to come out after the fact. how about trying to predict whats going to happen B-4 IT HAPPENS. try that trick see if your on target. HAHAHAHA lawd what people will do for money

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Shame

6. RE; BRITNEY BODY GUARD..... HE IS A FAT SLEEZE.... WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE HIM. HIS FEELINGS ARE JUST HURT. THEY ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS BRAIN!

Posted at 2:23PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Legalreader

7. NOT AGAIN ...GIVE THIS A REST....NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN OJ...THERE IS SO MANY OTHER STORIES OUT THERE...LEAVE THIS ALONE OR THEY WILL CONNECT YOU WITH THIS SETUP ...AND THEY WILL BE WRITING ABOUT YOU....

Posted at 10:45PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by IDA

8. I'll give you a reading...

O.J. is a SOCIOPATH. The only cure for that is a bullet through the head.

Posted at 2:51AM on Sep 24th 2007 by YoYoYo!!!

9. Cancer Kills!

Posted at 9:19AM on Sep 24th 2007 by ASStrologer

10. oj stays in trouble

Posted at 4:23AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Logo Designers