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O.J. Simpson's Scandal -- In the Stars?

9/23/2007 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

O.J., O.J., O.J. -- for the last two weeks he's been at it again. TMZ's astrosexologist Kiki T., author of "The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook," assessed O.J. Simpson's astrological situation. Is the former football star fated for trouble?

Simpson, whose birthday is July 9, 1947, is a Cancer. "Simpson is a Cancer sun, Leo rising and Pisces moon -- meaning he is an emotional basket case who lives at extremes," says Kiki. That means The Juice, "can be totally charismatic, feeling out his audience to play up and give them exactly what they want."

There's a dark side, though, too. "When you live to people please too much, you obviously become a ticking time bomb. I'm not surprised to find that the recent new moon eclipse in Virgo in his house of identity made him explode once more," says Kiki.



"Plus, with Mars entering Cancer on September 28 until May 9, 2008 -- an extended time than a normal Mars transit -- unfortunately, this will mean an extended time of O.J. in the news too," continues Kiki. This could mean another major O.J. trial, says Kiki, but she adds, "The odds of him being put away forever will probably be avoided again."
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Logo Designers    

oj stays in trouble

2476 days ago
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Dr. Dave from Toronto, Canada    

Oj, you're going down! I'm first to tell you this!

2552 days ago
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FlBiker    

Simpson, whose birthday is July 9, 1947, is a Cancer.

I'll say, he is a cancer on society.

2552 days ago
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Ricky Ticky Tock    

Wow, they deleted the Adrianne Curry thread...... I never seen a thread put up and then deleted less than an hour after!

2552 days ago
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bored2tears    

Is Harvey going to make TMZ attach its lips to the defense team's ass like did during OJ's murder trial? Or is Miss Levin more concerned with kissing up to public opinion now?

2552 days ago
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BLINKING !!    

O it's easy for TMZ astrosexologist to come out after the fact. how about trying to predict whats going to happen B-4 IT HAPPENS. try that trick see if your on target. HAHAHAHA lawd what people will do for money

2552 days ago
7.

Diana    

RE; BRITNEY BODY GUARD..... HE IS A FAT SLEEZE.... WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE HIM. HIS FEELINGS ARE JUST HURT. THEY ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS BRAIN!

2552 days ago
8.

ic    

NOT AGAIN ...GIVE THIS A REST....NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN OJ...THERE IS SO MANY OTHER STORIES OUT THERE...LEAVE THIS ALONE OR THEY WILL CONNECT YOU WITH THIS SETUP ...AND THEY WILL BE WRITING ABOUT YOU....

2551 days ago
9.

YoYoYo!!!    

I'll give you a reading...

O.J. is a SOCIOPATH. The only cure for that is a bullet through the head.

2551 days ago
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baby girl    

Cancer Kills!

2551 days ago

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