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Caprice Wins Best Boobs!

9/24/2007 11:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Who's got the fairest pair -- of breasts? Cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci says international shmodel/cyborg Caprice Bourret has the best rack around, and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham sports the worst. Major!breasts
Just what makes the best breasts? According to Mallucci (who had the oh-so-difficult job of poring over countless photos of breasts), good breasts have nipples that point upward, and an upper half that's slightly smaller than the bottom half.

Mallucci said he found Beckham's breasts to be "unnaturally round," but that didn't stop hundreds of his clients from requesting a Posh-like pair, reports the Daily Mail.

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Desease control    

Posh s boobs look so Fake.

Those look and feel like to soft balls...


she s old hag trying to look sexy yuc

2526 days ago
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death on a cracker    

i would totally agree with that statement.

2526 days ago
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Jeff    

more then a mouthfull is a waste.

2526 days ago
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Kate    

You would think with her Spice Girls money and her hubby's money, she could afford a good set? She walks around with $20,000 Birkin bags but dime store looking fake boobs. Not to mention that oh-so-flattering shade of pumpkin orange skin...yuck.

2526 days ago
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I laugh at other's misfortunes    

Beckham is a worthless skank. I wish she'd never come back to the U.S. She had no career in England so now we have to put up with her on a daily basis. Go back home bitch!!

2526 days ago
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zekedog    

Posh Spice - the breast that money can buy!

2526 days ago
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Mohollywood    

Caprice wins hands down, but just wanted to point out that while she is famoous as a model in England, she's from the U.S.A.....she was on that VH1 celeb' show explaining all about it a few seasons ago...

2526 days ago
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amused    

"old hag" what are you12?

2526 days ago
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Democrats are evil    

when they are that big and they stand at attention without any support, I do believe that before her doctor visit, she was most likely an A or a B cup. Posh girl, do you get a sore neck when you sleep on your stomach? Hate to tell ya, men do love natural breasts. Yours are for looks only.

2526 days ago
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ahahaaaaa    

SIXTH! HAHAHAHA LOL

2526 days ago
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Sillyme    

If the breasts are cancer free and able to nourish and comfort a child that is what they were meant for.. you stupid vain idiots.

2526 days ago
12.

noitall    

********************** SOCCER BALLS **********************

QUICK......SOMEONE CHECK IF "The Becks" is missing one of his soccer balls!!!!!!!!!

This "BRITCH " looks absolutely RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2526 days ago
13.

Karin B.    

Never mind her breast what the h*** does Posh have under her arm????
Looks like a cig burn.
Yeeks!!!

2526 days ago
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R.Zimmerman    

Posh is a complete mess, but is that other thing even a real woman? Ewwee.

2526 days ago
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Wrestling Ain't Real    

Posh was sexy during the movie "SPICE WORLD" -- she was always a horrible singer, but damn sexy. Who's this "blonde in a bottle with fake boobs" chick in the picture on the right??? She traded away her "natural sexiness" for the typical "Hollywood Bimbo" -- was it on sale that week?

So sad really. It used to be that "Posh" was the "sexy" Spice Girl -- if you look at their recent photo shoot; the least "sexy" one, Sporty Spice, is now the hottest one of the bunch.

Lesson to all the ladies out there in TMZ land: No matter how small, men do rpefer REAL boobies over fake ones!


We live in such odd time.

2526 days ago
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