Caprice Wins Best Boobs!

Who's got the fairest pair -- of breasts? Cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci says international shmodel/cyborg Caprice Bourret has the best rack around, and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham sports the worst. Major!breasts
Just what makes the best breasts? According to Mallucci (who had the oh-so-difficult job of poring over countless photos of breasts), good breasts have nipples that point upward, and an upper half that's slightly smaller than the bottom half.

Mallucci said he found Beckham's breasts to be "unnaturally round," but that didn't stop hundreds of his clients from requesting a Posh-like pair, reports the Daily Mail.

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1. Posh s boobs look so Fake.

Those look and feel like to soft balls...


she s old hag trying to look sexy yuc

Posted at 11:42AM on Sep 24th 2007 by MC

2. i would totally agree with that statement.

Posted at 11:42AM on Sep 24th 2007 by death on a cracker

3. more then a mouthfull is a waste.

Posted at 11:42AM on Sep 24th 2007 by luv small

4. You would think with her Spice Girls money and her hubby's money, she could afford a good set? She walks around with $20,000 Birkin bags but dime store looking fake boobs. Not to mention that oh-so-flattering shade of pumpkin orange skin...yuck.

Posted at 11:47AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Kate

5. Beckham is a worthless skank. I wish she'd never come back to the U.S. She had no career in England so now we have to put up with her on a daily basis. Go back home bitch!!

Posted at 11:56AM on Sep 24th 2007 by kill_all_paparazzi

6. Posh Spice - the breast that money can buy!

Posted at 11:55AM on Sep 24th 2007 by Zekedog

7. Caprice wins hands down, but just wanted to point out that while she is famoous as a model in England, she's from the U.S.A.....she was on that VH1 celeb' show explaining all about it a few seasons ago...

Posted at 12:32PM on Sep 24th 2007 by Mohollywood

8. "old hag" what are you12?

Posted at 12:52PM on Sep 24th 2007 by amused

9. when they are that big and they stand at attention without any support, I do believe that before her doctor visit, she was most likely an A or a B cup. Posh girl, do you get a sore neck when you sleep on your stomach? Hate to tell ya, men do love natural breasts. Yours are for looks only.

Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 24th 2007 by jiggy

10. SIXTH! HAHAHAHA LOL

Posted at 12:01PM on Sep 24th 2007 by I'M A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. If the breasts are cancer free and able to nourish and comfort a child that is what they were meant for.. you stupid vain idiots.

Posted at 1:09PM on Sep 24th 2007 by BuzzedOFF

12. ********************** SOCCER BALLS **********************

QUICK......SOMEONE CHECK IF "The Becks" is missing one of his soccer balls!!!!!!!!!

This "BRITCH " looks absolutely RIDICULOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 24th 2007 by noitall

13. Never mind her breast what the h*** does Posh have under her arm????
Looks like a cig burn.
Yeeks!!!

Posted at 12:25PM on Sep 24th 2007 by Posh Yeeks!

14. Posh is a complete mess, but is that other thing even a real woman? Ewwee.

Posted at 12:36PM on Sep 24th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

15. Posh was sexy during the movie "SPICE WORLD" -- she was always a horrible singer, but damn sexy. Who's this "blonde in a bottle with fake boobs" chick in the picture on the right??? She traded away her "natural sexiness" for the typical "Hollywood Bimbo" -- was it on sale that week?

So sad really. It used to be that "Posh" was the "sexy" Spice Girl -- if you look at their recent photo shoot; the least "sexy" one, Sporty Spice, is now the hottest one of the bunch.

Lesson to all the ladies out there in TMZ land: No matter how small, men do rpefer REAL boobies over fake ones!


We live in such odd time.

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 24th 2007 by The Rasslin Detective

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