Who's got the fairest pair -- of breasts? Cosmetic surgeon Patrick Mallucci says international shmodel/cyborg Caprice Bourret has the best rack around, and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham sports the worst. Major!
Just what makes the best breasts? According to Mallucci (who had the oh-so-difficult job of poring over countless photos of breasts), good breasts have nipples that point upward, and an upper half that's slightly smaller than the bottom half.
Mallucci said he found Beckham's breasts to be "unnaturally round," but that didn't stop hundreds of his clients from requesting a Posh-like pair, reports the Daily Mail.