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The Three Faces of Britney

Hey y'all. Do you remember what it was like before the crazazy, frazzazzled, hoocher-flashin', car-dingin', drive-thru eatin', lil' doggie carryin', weave-changin', judge-defyin' gimme more' Brittles? Are you havin' trouble recallin' the good ol' oops-I-did-it-agin' Britney? Here's a nifty way to spike up yer mem'ry bankin' buttons!
Britney dolls
These fabulousified dollers are great for the kidlets, or even for some culturated desk decoration! That dear girl is loaded with talent -- and she's still gone make herself a great big gigoontic comesback! In the meantimes, she's right here, perfect in her original cellerphane containers!

It's Britney dolls, bitches!

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1. I STILL LOVE YOU BRITNEY - WITH ALL YOUR FAULTS - I REALIZE THAT YOU ARE ONLY HUMAN. I HOPE FOR YOUR FUTURE..........

Posted at 6:15PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Lincoln

2. Do these dolls suck liek she does???

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Willie

3. OMG my cousin had these when she was younger.

Posted at 12:28PM on Oct 5th 2007 by Emily S

4. TMZ, you goofed big time.....You said Britney's career was over after her VMA performance, EVEN featuring a headstone, as I recall. "Gimme More" now reigns as the #3 song in the country on Billboard's Hot 100, leaping from #68...making it her biggest smash since her debut. You guys didn't call it correctly!

Posted at 6:15PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Pearls of Wisdom

5. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

It's like chum for the Britney fans!!!!!

TMZ, you give me my daily wood!

Thanks!!!

Posted at 6:20PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Screwdriver

6. FERGAWDSAKE! NOTE TO TMZ: Enough of the mush-mouth "ding dang" "telerphone" eejit verbiage about Britney.

If you can't put it in plain FREAKIN' ENGLISH, then don't bother. It has passed it's sell-by date and is stale.

Posted at 7:16PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by assclown

7. She's BACK NOW, you BITCHES!!! Billboard.com has the details!

Posted at 6:34PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by TeamBritney

8. Britney Spears, I feel so sorry for you.
Children need both parents, especially a good mother.
Wishing you the best,
Joyce Danelen at yahoo dot com

Posted at 6:41PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by JoyceDanelen@yahoo.com

9. Ho dolls for the kids?? No way!

Posted at 6:40PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by omg_noway

10. Disappointing that TMZ promotes her stuff...

Posted at 6:42PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by me

11. OMG all of you who call her song number 3...LOL it may be true but that song sucks ass!!!!!
she can't sing....that's why she lip sync's.....horrid song....

Posted at 6:52PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by gupto

12. it's #68, check the website and open your eyes!

it's seems you're blind or didn't you see her walk around 5 - 10 times without underwear? apparently you don't know to distinguish sexy from slutty. a sexy girl is doesn't have to undress in public.

you have no clue how studio music is recorded. it's ridiculous you praise a lip-syncher who forgets the words she has to lip-synch. everybody could record a song like britney with studio equipment.

how pathetic are you that you sit here all day long and defend the trainwreck (yeah, i know, you've been here before).

Posted at 6:52PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by @ #4 (pearls of wisdom)

13. She looks so young a innocent and happy in those photos

Posted at 6:58PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

14. This was back during the time when Brit's mom was making her into what she is today!! I don't get why people miss so much here....Brit's MOM forced her into this life of no privacy. And think about when it was you ever started hearing the alcohol/drug issues with Brit.....once she got with FEDERLINE! Federline is no saint and I think if you go back in time you would take note Brit started the party mode when she was with him and I would bet there was encouragement because he parties too and has admitted doing pot! Remember the video tapes he would film of her drunk with him egging her on and then sell them out to the media?? I think TMZ and other places need to harass him now like they have Brit and I bet we'd all soon see he is no better parent than she is!! They had photos of him out partying on various sites inlcuding TMZ....so why doesn't the idiotic judge want those as well!! Why is there one set of rules for Brit and another set for every other parent in this country....particularly Federline!! This judge needs to be investigated because he sures seems to be showing an awful lot of favortism to Federline and blasts Brit for the same stuff Federline has been doing!!

Posted at 6:59PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Diana

15. Shucks, that's mighty pa-lite a ya'll folks at TMZ to advatize ha stuff to make ha sum mo money to pay them their bills for lawyers and stuf!

Posted at 7:22PM on Oct 3rd 2007 by Moochoo

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