A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 9/30 - 10/6

This week in the Thirty Mile Zone, a rare species was found in a Miami pool, Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette showed everyone that gender is just a word, Zac Efron got a new ride, and Sean Preston and Jayden James finally got full custody of Kevin Federline!

Hayden Panettiere got gas (must be from all that milk), David Gest made Liza Minnelli look like a supermodel, and Kanye West achieved another number one -- by being the biggest nerd since Urkel!

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1. Another interesting TMZ week, but I hope they fix the new ad style that blocks the lines of the first story! Most favorite moment- Fairplay's lesson on personal space. Least favorite, anything Britney.

Posted at 3:06AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Great site, but please fix your ads.

2. Fix those stupid ads at the top of the page, will ya Harvey? Dang or at least hire a good programmer. DING DANG YALL!

Posted at 3:24AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Melissa

3. Get BENT Brent! Spammer!!! You Suck!!!!

Posted at 3:44AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Great site, but please fix your ads.

4. Your Brit slang is getting old. Get a new view. As a web site that is supposed to be leading edge this story and story line is tired...y'all...

Posted at 4:06AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Randy T.

5. Good luck 'brent'! I reported your spam! Hope you go away! This person is trying to direct you to an Ebay site selling a plastic looking pig with stringy pink hair for .99 cents that has ZERO to do with Britney Spears! I looked up the # on Ebay, it's probably not phishing, but why take a chance!

Posted at 4:37AM on Oct 7th 2007 by SPAMMER ALERT!!!!

6. QUOTED:
5. Your Brit slang is getting old. Get a new view. As a web site that is supposed to be leading edge this story and story line is tired...y'all...

Posted at 4:06AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Randy T.
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Erm... "Randy T", sweetie, the story and story line had no "y'all" references so maybe you were confused and commented on the wrong story. (That was me being sarcastic and not at all my true opinion which is that you are a sorry lonely person who wants to see "Randy T" on the TMZ website, and will opine at will even if it proves you a complete moron).

My comment said "y'all" and even "ding dang"!! EGADS!! Call the internet lonely guy who has never lived in Southern California nevermind been to LA or Hollyweird! Oops, he's already on the case!! You go Randy T, you have officially put me, TMZ and the rest of the slaves to pop-culture in our places! All hail Randy T.

Did I say your name enough or are you going to respond with a truly profound flame? (I have a wager but the betting window is still open.)

Posted at 4:47AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Melissa

7. David Gest not only looks creepy, but is down right eerie, Kanye West is no cry baby--he never wanted Britney to open the VMA Awards show days before she appeared--looks like he was right, Justin is well grounded professionally and in his personal life, the photo of
the koala bear in Victoria, Australia with Bundchen was cute and refreshing amid all the other crap that is going on around us and last but not least--I can't believe that Britney still does not have a drivers license yet--if it were any one else driving around here in the state of California we would of had our vehicle impounded and a hefty fine by now.

Posted at 4:58AM on Oct 7th 2007 by nonnie

8. So that's what they call it.

Mmmm she must have really strong bones. I heard that stuff stunts your growth.

Posted at 5:04AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Say arrr

9. Divinity can suck. No pun intended. Some things you don't want to know!

Reason 1001 I love my golden retriever.

Posted at 5:09AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Say arrr

10. Melissa, I'm not trying to pick a fight here and I'm sure that your use of 'Ding Dang' and 'y'all' is an anti-comment in it's own right, but seriously, it is getting old! And by the way, I'm not 'Randy T' just someone, yes very bored, who is also sick of the over used copy-cat wanna be cuteness of these particular phrases. Yeah, TMZ uses them, but since they own this taco stand, they can do it ad nauseam! Just a small unimportant point, but still somewhat valid.

Posted at 5:10AM on Oct 7th 2007 by It is getting rather tired out!

11. Liza still rocks after all these years

we saw her performing outdoors two years in a row 2005 and 2006 in Coney Island Brooklyn

The crowd went wild


Afterwards she went on the Cyclone

Posted at 5:13AM on Oct 7th 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

12. Ahh... Randy T...
You have brought a refreshing and enlightened response, which was unexpected yet totally appreciated. I take back the whole Internet Police reference with no "but" or "however". The feeling that came through was obviously misinterpreted on my part.

I respect that you feel Brit's plight is totally magnified, but as my post stated, having lived in OC and pretty much partied nonstop in LA (not proud, I swear that was the one thing that made my entire college life, training and career path a shambles for a good 2 years, and I can honestly say knowing the DJ and being on the VIP is so not glam), that Britney has a choice in where and when and even how she is viewed. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt (and I can say honestly if I were still in that scene I would be guilty of just this, sadly) and say that her trusted sidekick, bodyguard, driver, nanny, or even her closest and most personal "friend" (read coke-whore cousin) sells her out to the paps, TMZ, X, etc... as to where and when she will be pumping gas or checking into the Ritz. She obviously is under the influence, either of drugs or horribly incapacitating mental issues which cause her to continually trust people who sell her out for their own wallets.

In any case, she is pop-culture on steroids because we all can't get enough of rubbernecking at a wreck on the 405 or a pop-wreck on TMZ. They both happen in LA, but the accident on the 405 only affects those of us driving home, the TMZ happens to the rest of the country who is interested in any way to the wreck. And Brit affects kids who are fans, semi-grown folks who once were fans, the parents of fans and even the people who wondered why she was famous to start.

So forgive the interest just the way I hope you forgive my jumping the gun so to speak!

Take care!

All hail Randy T for reals this time!

Posted at 5:27AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Melissa

13. Ah Melissa, that was not Randy T who made that point. Glad you understand the point and happy you did not take it negatively. It was not meant to be so. Your mockery of those words initially belied your intelligence! Good luck with the L.A. traffic as Phoenix, where I hail from, is not doing much better! Our celebs just seem to be much more stealthy out here and there are a whole lot less of them!

Posted at 5:39AM on Oct 7th 2007 by It is getting rather tired out!

14. Heh, my bad "It is getting rather tired out"...
Point taken and credit to you for the "all hail!!"

I do know that there are so many people (celebs I suppose, but not personally) who I grew up with in Northern AND So. Cal who have moved to AZ to settle down. I can't blame them, it's a great market, and obviously has some free thinkers as you have demonstrated.

How you all can tolerate going from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned home/work/building in the summer for fear of literally melting as if the A-Bomb hit the AZ desert, I will never know. And it gets HOT in So Cal no doubt, at least we can go to the beach (but never jump in the uber-polluted water).

One word: touche.

Hasta la chacha, my friend.

Posted at 5:53AM on Oct 7th 2007 by Melissa

15. Melissa,Celeb traffic jams in Az are usually reserved for golf course related incidents. My friend actually had this happen to him in Scottsdale, but it was not the paps, but Michael Jordan's entourage hacking divots! Maybe part of the reason we lack celebs out here is because wearing asbestos suits in the summer just is not fashionable! Sure was nice today though, as I'm sure it was out there! I'm just glad that Las Vegas is taking up much of the potential slack celeb wise! I would be PISSED if either of the TWO freeways we're sporting out here was stopped dead for a Britney photo op! Rednecks ( not me) would probably be getting tire irons out- and it wouldn't be to change Brit's flat tire! Cheers!

Posted at 6:06AM on Oct 7th 2007 by It is getting rather tired out!

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