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If Aliens Attack, Rudy Is Ready

10/16/2007 3:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The next President of the United States will inherit multiple dilemmas, but unforeseen ones might arise -- including an alien invasion. And if that day should arrive, the American people can count on Rudy Giuliani to be prepared!


On a campaign stop in Exeter, N.H., a young boy asked the former NYC mayor, "If we find there is something living on another planet, and it is bad, and it comes over here, what would you do?" Kids today!

Giuliani laughed it off, but did try and give the lad a serious answer. Good to know Rudy has his eye on the ball.

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just wondering    

...#13...he did clean things up...but by the time he was to be leaving he was tanking bigtime...he literally got saved by 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2478 days ago
17.

Angiebaby    

Well... there goes the Scientologists' votes.

2478 days ago
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Vote for RON PAUL and save America!    

Rudy is a joke. Rep RON PAUL is an straight talking gentleman with a proven track record of values, honesty and integrity during his 10 terms in Congress. RON PAUL upholds our Constitution and NEVER accepts donations from corporations, lobbyists, PAC's etc so he is not beholden to any special interest groups. Ron Paul's message of Freedom has united American wether they are liberal Democrats, conservative Republican or independent , because he makes sense! He is also the only Republican that has voted AGAINST the Iraq War. No matter who you support, you should make an intelligent, informed decision, so check out http://RonPaul2008.com so you can make the BEST choice for America.
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2478 days ago
19.

just wondering    

....#18...hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhaaaahahhahaha...GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!

2478 days ago
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my, my, what truth dacoits you are    

While you're teaching the public, tmz, maybe you should take a refresher course in grammar. 'Try and give the lad..." is incorrect grammatically. Try to give.. is correct, standard English.
Remember, you can't teach if you don't know anything, and, of course, you don't.

2478 days ago
21.

SinCity    

Aliens have attacked us....oh so quietly awhile back....and they left us Rudy.

2478 days ago
22.

just wondering    

...#21....commercial jets flew into buildings....WHAT r u trying to say??????????...give it up already!!!!...NOTHING to do with the government actions IN those buildings.......the dumbest film I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2478 days ago
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Save Joe Francis     

Why did THREE WTC towers implode perfectly as if under controlled demolition when there has never been an example of steel structured building collapsing due to fire?

Larry Silverstein admitted on PBS that the fire department decided to "pull" WTC 7 on the afternoon of 9/11. How could they do a controlled demolition unless WTC 7 had already been wired for demolition?

Why did the buildings collapse in freefall?

What's with the molten steel that stayed molten for months after the attack?

Why did witnesses report hearing explosions and what are the little flashes in the videos that look suspicously like shaped charges?

Why are six of the alleged hijackers still alive? The list of questions goes on...

If you can answer all of these I would LOVE to know.

2478 days ago
24.

mickey lou    

Most of Hollywood are aliens! In fact the clintons look like aliens from a trailor park in hickville Arkanas.

2478 days ago
25.

just wondering    

..#23...I don't have the answers any more than u do...r u saying u THINK the government HIRED terrorists to fly commercial jets into WTC AND the CAPITAL?????....

2478 days ago
26.

Lol    

Can't wait till he's elected our next president. Love him!

2478 days ago
27.

BOEING 787    

Rudy is not garbage but not one who I would vote for.

Maybe any future space watch initiative should be made in tracking and with enough
resources defering astroids rather than looking to fight LGM from Mars, Zeta-Reticuli,
Ummo, Erra, whatever.

If anything the next president should should prioritize looking and thrusting away astroids
for space defence.

2478 days ago
28.

me    

to #2, there will never be true equality in the world because of idiots like you who will vote for someone just because they are a woman or black.

2478 days ago
29.

Andrew Taweel "AKA...WHEELS"    

GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
GIULIANI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

SIGNED..., Andrew "I LOVE GIULIANI" Taweel

www.myspace.com/drew2218
hit me if you're a hot girl looking for some..."

2478 days ago
30.

Mrs. Harvey Levin    

Britney in tears sounds more like Rosie O'Donnell - CRACKHEAD!

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