Britney Spears: Pumpkinheaded Fright

10/20/2007 9:30 AM PDT
Forget ghosts, goblins and witches, this year's scariest pumpkin pattern is none other than popwreck Britney Spears! It's like Martha Boo-Art, y'all!

Pattern maker has a few novel carving ideas guaranteed to scare the neighborhood kids including the Governator, dead celebs Karen Carpenter and "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.

The patterns aren't easy, but being able to have a Britney pumpkin may be worth the trouble. Don't scare the kids.