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Carlos vs. Jeff

Who'd You Rather?

10/21/2007 6:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So-called funnyman Carlos Mencia turns 40 on Monday, while geek chic movie star Jeff Goldblum turns 55.

Carlos Mencia, Jeff Goldblum
The question is ...

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notaceleb    

TMZ B*TCH #13: So, what's Mencia's bottom half? You said he's only half Mexican. What's his other half?

2369 days ago
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roseybaby63    

I think all these "who'd you rathers" should have a third choice. Something like...rather do myself. Seriously. Sometimes the choices are equally icky. Just saying.

2369 days ago
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TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver    

Wow, way to hate, TMZ BITCH. Halle Berry and Vanessa Williams are half black but I can easily accept them as black if that's what they choose to identify with. Who are you to decide who or what a mixed person is or chooses to be? How Purebred of you...

So sad how these posts so easily stray off the subject...

2368 days ago
19.

Debbie    

Please, Please TMZ Add a "Neither" button !!!!

2368 days ago
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Mia    

Jeff has a creepy leer, kind of lechy. Carlos is just straight up and sexy.

2368 days ago
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The Marian Movement    

The Dee Dee Dee Social Darwinist Vs the Cats and Dogs guy who does Jurassic Park?

They both deserve credit. Carlos did highlight Charlie Darwin's Descent of Man based on sexual selection, that is Jeff's Cats Vs Dogs. Which truth be known is the true definition of survival of the fittest. Charles always said "light will be thrown on the origin of man and his history". He just never said "when" or "where".

The selection of a "cat" as a sexual partner would cause the descent of man back to it's ape form or Dinosaur characteristics. Dee Dee Dee people. Cat's believe in the Harry Potter Tree. Dogs believe in The Tree of Life. There were always two trees. Always two ways. One leads to Dee Dee Deevolution. The other Eeevolution.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDkyjKANB8

2368 days ago
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The Marian Movement    

Who would you rather?

☐ The Sultan of Sleaze

☐ Harvey's Daughter - now known as Plain White T's. Delilah, also known as Gummi Bear.

VOTE. I don't think I'd trust either. No one likes to be tested just so you can work out how to hurt them and take what is rightfully theirs.

2368 days ago
23.

Kate    

I couldn't care less what race Men-steala identifies with. He steals bits from other comedians, including Richard Pryor. He is pathetic at least Jeff actually has some real talent.

2368 days ago
24.

blukazoo    

barbi #15-- you're a loser. get a real job.

2368 days ago
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tbjsr8486    

Jeff has that look that says don't judge a book by its cover. Meaning ladies he has that quiet confidence that he knows he could satisfy you in many ways behind closed doors (i.e. me love you loooong time) Carlos? Puleeeeez!

2368 days ago
26.

Kat    

Jeff Goldblum is hot and sexy! He has a great body, and he seems very intelligent. Oh vey!

2368 days ago
27.

ned holness    

Carlos is 0% Mexican. He is half Honduran and half German.

2368 days ago
28.

Leslie    

There should really be a "neither" category on these "Who'd you rather?" questions! Ewww....

2368 days ago
29.

ar    

my mom thinks jeffs"sex on a stick" ewww i can't for the life of me understand why!

2368 days ago
30.

Dottie    

Jeff all the way.

2368 days ago
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