Posh and Becks: The Imaginary Exchange

10/29/2007 12:00 PM PDT

Posh and Becks: The Imaginary Exchange

Becks: Hmmm - let's see - um... 250 million divided by 5 -- and only five MLS games this season - ding dong, that's $10 million a game!

Posh: Out of my way, I'm maaaajah! It's time for my lunchtime Evian and celery.

Becks: Ow -- 'ere she comes ... oh, we're back with the Posh Vader look ...

Posh: 'ello love. Give us a kiss.

Becks: *grunt* Eight hours in the salon for that?

Posh: Let's go 'ome and have it off.

Becks: Another magazine shoot?

Posh: Yes, dear.