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I'm Still Jenny in a Block

Posted Nov 7th 2007 12:36AM by TMZ Staff

J Lo Brave USB driveNever one to shy away from putting her name on any product possible, J Lo is releasing her album "Brave," on USB stick.

Not happy with the typical plastic USB drive that would showcase her most famous attribute (her singing of course), Jenny is encasing her singing in a classy block of African Mahogany or African Blackwood, complete with a autograph.

The dancing/acting/producing/clothing designer/singer/mother-to-be/perfume designer's wooden album is available for $80. Being from the block ain't cheap.

Tags: block of wood, BlockOfWood, brave, j lo, JLo, stick, technology, usb, z-gadget

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1. That's hilarious...take an album that isn't selling particularly well and charge even more for it! Right!! But there is a sucker born every minute!

Posted at 12:06PM on Nov 7th 2007 by rminva

2. okay okay, why would anyone pay $80 dollars for some digital files they can get @ iTunes for $10. oh wait the sweet mahogany case, and J.lo's scribble.
its a great idea, it looks good, and is a bit different. but r u kidding me $80?

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 7th 2007 by poo-pooing

3. $80? HA!!! LOL!!!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Oh Please

4. I CANT STAND HER! ANYONE WHO KILLS AS MANY ANIMALS AS HER FOR HER "CLOSE LINE".. ITS JUST RIDICULOUS!

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 7th 2007 by r inTexas

5. "CLOTHES LINE" that is.. its early back off! HAHA

Posted at 12:42PM on Nov 7th 2007 by r inTexas

6. Hey TMZ...it's "an" autograph...not "a" autograph.

Posted at 6:36PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Aghast

7. Corporate heartless bitch

Posted at 3:53PM on Nov 12th 2007 by jLOdown.com

8. BTW, it's "complete with AN autograph." (Third grade, Mrs. Stoller) The TMZ scribes must be sympathizing with the writer's strike and acting out. Now kids, play nice!!!

Posted at 2:14PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Rick L.A.

9.
SHE'S A HAS-BEEN THAT NEVER WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:20PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Ben

10. The whore is unbelieveable. I hope her empire falls.

Posted at 4:15PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Tellin' it like it is.

11. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE PROJECTS, BUT.................

THIS BEEYOTCH HAS A TOTAL DISREGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT !!!!! SHE DOESN'T CARE THAT ANIMALS ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED IN ORDER TO HARVEST THAT AFRICAN WOOD. SHE WEARS FUR LIKE IT'S COTTON .

I HOPE IT BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Nov 7th 2007 by noitall

12. She peaked with her marvelous, tripled-platinum "This is Me Then" album during the Ben Affleck era. Her career has been in gradual decline since then. She fails to grasp what her fans want from her. Turkeys like "Rebirth" and "Brave" are exactly the opposite of what her fans want. How can the once-saavy J-Lo now be so clueless?!

Posted at 7:29PM on Nov 7th 2007 by "This is Me Then" was Her Best!

13. can't belive this biatch!!! so money hungry...cant stand her...shes so fake...materliastic, homewrecker!!! im not going to waste my money on supporting her thats why she has skeletor for!!! up to u peeps that want to give her your money...in return for a cd which she cant even sing!!!

Posted at 8:29PM on Nov 7th 2007 by jhoe sux!!!

14. YUCK, NO THANKS. SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT ARSE JHO. MORE MONEY TO TORTURE MORE ANIMALS HUH JHO. I DON'T THINK SO.

http://www.jlodown.com/

Posted at 8:34PM on Nov 7th 2007 by puerto ricans are better than that.

15. jlo is hot -- dont hate

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 23rd 2007 by Logo Designers