Celebrity Justice
Analyzing Britney's Urine -- It's Not Provigil

There are reports circulating that Britney's positive drug test last week was the result of Provigil, a prescription for treatment of narcolepsy. Well, we're told it ain't so.

In generic drug testing -- the type performed on Britney -- there is not a special screening for Provigil.

In addition, we know the tests actually performed on Spears (until last week) all came back negative, and she had been taking Provigil before that. The plot thickens.

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46. Ok kids listen up:
A piss test will have four little color changing dots.
Marijuana
Cocaine/amphetamines
Alcohol
Halucinogens
What category does provigil fall under? Amphetimines..
See folks, it's all a ploy to cover up the cocaine use.

Posted at 2:03PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Britney needs blood tests, Bitch

47. LOL! i bet you did!!! and still do!!! LOL!!!

Posted at 2:03PM on Nov 12th 2007 by me

48. GO PEREZ!!!!!!

Posted at 2:04PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Star

49. LMFAO at me.


Thanks for your comments


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Posted at 2:04PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Fly on The Wall

50. To # 18
Brittany Spears is not and icon. She is no where near being an icon. Nor is she any kind of role model for young people. In the dictionary the definition of icon is someone who is sacred. That is not Brittany Spears. Mother Teresa was an icon. The Dalia Llama is an icon. These are people who have made and are making POSITIVE differences in the world.

Posted at 2:06PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Debbie/grandmother

51. This girl is just weird -- she aimlessly drives around incessantly and when she is staying in one place, it's at a hotels even though she has two perfectly lovely homes. She can't sit still as it is, and they've got her on legal speed? What is wrong with this picture?

Posted at 2:06PM on Nov 12th 2007 by kc

52. YOU'RE LAUGHING YOU ASS OFF AT YOURSELF??? FUNNY SO IS EVERYBODY

Posted at 2:08PM on Nov 12th 2007 by me

53. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS POOR GIRL PLEASE STOP I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I love everyone

54. Jail much?

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Ya Think?

55. Just because it's precription does NOT make it OK look at Elvis and Anna

Posted at 2:12PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Crazy azz

56. WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH ENERGY DRINKS = SPEED?!?!

Posted at 2:12PM on Nov 12th 2007 by a thought

57. You guys don't get it do you.
Britney IS an icon. Its in the newest winxp/vista britney download pack.
they took the flashy crotch shots and made icons for "My Computer, MyDocs, Recycle Bin,
and Network Neighborhood" Along with a few personal ones for those who like to visits those crazy scat sites.

After you install it, your computer comes alive, b*tch slaps you for being a retard, and then self-destructs.

Posted at 2:12PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Stoopit

58. ok now tell me this.... Why didnt her stupid lawyer say your not a narcaleptic instead of a popstar whent hey complained about her not being able to return a call within an hour? And if KFED is AWARE that she has NARCALEPSY then why is he being such a snot about it in the first place... Every bit of info that is supposed to make her look bad makes KFED look WORSE!

Posted at 2:18PM on Nov 12th 2007 by pohono

59. Replying to Cowgirl's post @ #6:

6. What have I told you people? Are you ignorant or what? Britney isn't on any drugs. People need to leave this icon alone and let her live her life.

You are all pathetic. Especially the pap's.

Posted at 1:35PM on Nov 12th 2007 by Cowgirl

Cowgirl, are you kidding me? Are you really that much of a fanatic that you think it's all the paps' fault she's falling apart? My word, you may be more certifiable than Brit is. She is the one who wanted all the attention. She is the one constantly doing STUPID things to garner more. She's a wreck and even if KFed doesn't seem like the best candidate for father of the year, at least he's staying low. If Brit just did that, things would calm down, but she has to stoke the fire.

Posted at 8:40AM on Nov 13th 2007 by Marcia

60. SHE STILL IS AN ICON SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON AND A GREAT MOTHER LEAVE HER ALONE IF SHE READS THIS STUFF YOU PEOPLE ARE WRITING ABOUT HER SHE COULD GET LOW SELF ESTEAM PLEASE ONLY POSITIVE THINGS PEOPLE LETS BE NICE TO ONE ANOTHER

Posted at 2:14PM on Nov 12th 2007 by I love everyone

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