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Chicken Salad Out of Chicken S*** -- KFC Wants Colbert!

11/12/2007 3:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Although Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert has dropped out of the Presidential race, he can still run KFC's White House!
KFC wants Stephen Colbert
In an open letter to the semi-fictional right wing political pundit funnyman, the restaurant chain has extended an offer to Colbert to serve as KFC President for a day -- "no ballot, election or voting required." Somewhere, Dubya is salivating! If he accepts the offer, Colbert's official duties will include sorting the "left wings" from the "right wings" and a "State of the Chicken" address. Paging FEMA!

One perk of this presidency is that Colbert won't have to choose sides, since KFC says, "We have plenty of mashed potatoes and gravy, cole slaw and macaroni and cheese to go around." Finger lickin' good!

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stop the madness    

got my vote lol

2505 days ago
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B>Wood    

R U Serious this guy couldn't win president of an out house

2505 days ago
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robinn    

1ST BITCHES!!!!!

2505 days ago
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Black Sheep    

They must hate Colbert since nothing they serve is fit even for pigs.

2505 days ago
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robinn    

1ST BITCHES!!!!!

2505 days ago
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HL    

LOL. Feel like chicken now, some breasts.

2505 days ago
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Well, Duh!!!...    

This guy's GREAT!!! -A natural choice for 'high' office...-I'd totally vote for him.

Really, though.... i feel strongly that a true comedian (such as Colbert) could be better than the actual 'Clowns' we have in office running things today...!

2505 days ago
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Well, Duh!!!...    

P.S.

_How very KIND of Steven Colbert to LOWER himself to the STANDARDS of High Office so we can VOTE for him!!!

*Voting exists solely for the privilege of elevating him elevating him to the NATURAL and Divine right of emperor of the World ( -at least in the U.S.A.!)

2505 days ago
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Colbert Nation Message Board.    

Show Stephen some Love!
http://www.colboard.com

2505 days ago
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webbster    

Forget paging FEMA - you have to PETA !

Colbert would never let his name be associated with this cruel company.

Oh wait... he would actually.
That's what a GOP mouthpiece would do so Colbert would do it !

2505 days ago
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www.sugar-shoes.co.uk    

R U Serious this guy couldn't win president of an out house

2505 days ago
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celebrity blaster    

Stephen Colbert will dominate KFC, I can't wait until he gets his writers back.

2505 days ago
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Danny    

Kentucky Fried Cat more like it, Colbert probably will take up that endorsement just so he can make fun this whole presidential process some more. Funny that they fought so hard to keep him from actually being on a ballot, most likely cause they are afraid he'd WIN! Well, to be honest, I can't stand any of the candidates, I might just do a write in Stephen Colbert next year.

2505 days ago
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Danny    

GO Colbert 2008. I will still do a write in for you because I can't stand any of the candidates! Yay for Kentucky Fried Cat for this boost!

2505 days ago
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Jen    

KFC is extraordinarily cruel to the chickens it kills and cooks. Plus the meat is full of antibiotics and hormones -- eat at your own risk!!

2505 days ago
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