Look, on the Sidewalk -- It's John Mayer!

1. Look up in the Sky...it's superdouche

Posted at 12:20PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Bonzai

2. GOD I HATE THIS GUY! Is it possible to be more annoying than him? I doubt it.

Posted at 12:21PM on Dec 6th 2007 by JOHN MAYERS A QUEER

3. It's SUPERBORINGMAN with the power to put you to sleep with his music...zzz

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Lex Luther

4. You mean.............John Mayer...........actually WALKS ON A SIDEWALK. JUST LIKE THE REST OF US DO?????


GET OUTTA HERE! YOU"RE PUTTIN ME ON!!!

Posted at 12:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by awestruck

5.
Anyone who dares to wear a Superman T-shirt without the muscular body and all must be shot. This should be mandatory , regardless of whether you are a celebrity, a celebutard, celebuspawn, you got the idea.

Now, shoot him!

Posted at 11:48AM on Jan 6th 2008 by tony gee

6. John Mayer can wear anything he wants.....he's SUPERHOT!!

Posted at 1:14PM on Dec 6th 2007 by auntiekelkel

7. It's Pooperman!

Posted at 1:46PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Golatha

8. used to like his music, but he is a man ho. he is done

Posted at 2:12PM on Dec 6th 2007 by ????????????

9. Yes it's everyones favorite non singing loser

Posted at 2:18PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Kevin

10. that superman is a lady killaer stud! wonderland makes my heart beat faster and makes me feel like i'm dreaming! i think he wrote it jut for ME! i luv John!

Posted at 2:41PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Ms. John Mayer, if I may

11. I love him!!

Posted at 3:05PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Mas*

12. Where is Dane Cook when you need him?!?!?! (Superbleeder!)

Posted at 3:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Brie

13. Hey, The Doucher is pullin' a Teri Hatcher, sportin' another product instead of the one he actually endorses " Singin' Crappy Song's to pay for all my Ho's Eve". Somebody should sue the superman right out of him for making us General pub peeps look at that catastrophe. Gross!!! He needs to be paired with Micha Barton instead for a spread in Seventeen magazine's "Tween's, Don't Dress Like Us Cuz We Ain't Got Style Or Careers' To Match" .

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Elementa

14. Ah, "Ms. John Mayer" and "Mas," you are both in desperate need of eye exams if you think this guy is remotely attractive. I'd rather do naked cartwheels thru Times Square than hook up w/him.

Posted at 3:41PM on Dec 6th 2007 by duh

15. Listen 'duh'- John is great! He loves women, and writes songs about them and how they should be respected (Daughters). He is not like these rappers who are singing about you b**ch, you h*'! He is very charming and sensitive and sweet. :::::--So there!

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Ms. John Mayer, if I may