Sex Sells -- Caskets?

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird


Tags: Casket Calender, CasketCalender

Reader Comments

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1. Amy Winehouse has the potential to be Miss February

Posted at 2:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by who fuggin cares

2. Dont forget Brit !!!A shoe in for Janurary ...maybe March ?

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

3. ....DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 6th 2007 by jr

4. Goth rules.

Posted at 4:08PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cool Girl 2008

5. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

Posted at 4:14PM on Dec 6th 2007 by funny

6. Just looks like a cheap ho, standing against a coffin instead of her usual street corner.

This is disrespectful and morbid. Almost suggests the skank is into necrophilia.

Posted at 4:17PM on Dec 6th 2007 by That's disgusting

7. miss september has a HUGE camel toe.....classy.

Posted at 4:19PM on Dec 6th 2007 by his fav brunette

8. they coulda altered the theme a little to fit the month...i mean july: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder.december: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder...come on! the two months are totally different from each other. a little bit of creativity please.

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 6th 2007 by smurfette

9. can my ashes be buried in miss march's beaver?

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 6th 2007 by bossman

10. The death business must be kinda slow to resort to this. What a joke.

Posted at 4:25PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cory

11. Not only is the calendar creepy but the chicks are ugly skanks! Brilliant!

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Noelle in the ATL

12. For anyone that wants worthless knowledge.. viewed here are coffins..not caskets... a casket only has 4 sides (or 4 corners)... a coffin , as seen here, has six sides. bwhaha... my mortuary college has paid off -- now is there any women that will take a cold shower and lay still for me? (love that joke) cheers

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 6th 2007 by coroner

13. But..................... they're all ugly. LMAO

Posted at 4:28PM on Dec 6th 2007 by Cory

14. THIS IS APPAULING!
I, FOR ONCE AM SPEECHLESS...
FLY?
jr?
HELP ME OUT HERE....

Posted at 4:31PM on Dec 6th 2007 by AUNT DAR

15. ~~~#12...also, i can assure all that no one in the death industry put this calendar out...because you wont find Coffins in a modern funeral homes..those are old, or made for vampire props

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 6th 2007 by coroner

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