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Sex Sells -- Caskets?

12/6/2007 6:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Introducing, the hottest pinup calender ever to hit the shelves -- about death!



This 2008 calender from cofanifunebri.com uses a bevy of hot, living bodies to show off their latest line of postmortem studio apartments. Schedule your rest!

Think outside the box! This is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving -- throughout eternity.

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who fuggin cares    

Amy Winehouse has the potential to be Miss February

2409 days ago
2.

Ummmhmmm    

Dont forget Brit !!!A shoe in for Janurary ...maybe March ?

2409 days ago
3.

just wondering    

....DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2409 days ago
4.

CoolGirl2008    

Goth rules.

2409 days ago
5.

windy    

can my ashes be buried in miss march's beaver?

2409 days ago
6.

hi    

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

2409 days ago
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The Simple Facts    

Just looks like a cheap ho, standing against a coffin instead of her usual street corner.

This is disrespectful and morbid. Almost suggests the skank is into necrophilia.

2409 days ago
8.

his fav brunette    

miss september has a HUGE camel toe.....classy.

2409 days ago
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Big Ol' Nobody    

they coulda altered the theme a little to fit the month...i mean july: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder.december: hot chick and a stylish corpse holder...come on! the two months are totally different from each other. a little bit of creativity please.

2409 days ago
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OCD    



Excuse me, but HOLY CRAP!

That right there is an excellent reason to choose cremation.

Whoever thought that advertising schtick up needs to be pelted with sticky buns and hired out as Chewbacca's toothbrush.

2409 days ago
11.

Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

The death business must be kinda slow to resort to this. What a joke.

2409 days ago
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jon    

For anyone that wants worthless knowledge.. viewed here are coffins..not caskets... a casket only has 4 sides (or 4 corners)... a coffin , as seen here, has six sides. bwhaha... my mortuary college has paid off -- now is there any women that will take a cold shower and lay still for me? (love that joke) cheers

2409 days ago
13.

ATLchick    

Not only is the calendar creepy but the chicks are ugly skanks! Brilliant!

2409 days ago
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Shitney, please drop of the face of the planet.    

But..................... they're all ugly. LMAO

2409 days ago
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jon    

~~~#12...also, i can assure all that no one in the death industry put this calendar out...because you wont find Coffins in a modern funeral homes..those are old, or made for vampire props

2409 days ago
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