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Britney Gets a Lighter with Five Finger Discount!

12/8/2007 6:01 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she wants, for some reason, Britney Spears decided to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station last night -- and brag about it to the cameras!


The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter -- and just snatched it off a display. Gimme dis lighter!

We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"

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91.

Dan    

She's retarded.

2407 days ago
92.

Red October 49    

Think she is "crying for help". Just isn't the same person she once was. A few weeks in jail would wake her up........

2407 days ago
93.

SHE'S AN ATTENTION WHORE    

It's confirmed: she's a mentally diseased media WHORE. This dumbass slut will do ANYTHING for attention. Next thing we know, she'll probably be in a sex tape or will will be trying to peddle pictures of herself taking a dump. What a disgusting pig...

ATTENTION SLUTNEY SPEARS FANS: Your girl is a DUMBASS. it's time to find someone else to lavish your devotion on; this mentally diseased, snatch flashing, drug taking, drunk, child endangering, idiotic driving, car hitting, head shaving petty THIEF is not someone you or your kids should be looking up to...

2407 days ago
94.

J    

Merry Christmas season TMZ - federal employees get the 24th off too - so time to buy Brit a new '08 calm child personality.

2407 days ago
95.

Bj    

klepto

2407 days ago
96.

Sir Nigel Buttercrumpet    

A stupid worthless piece of crap AND a thief too. Figures...

2407 days ago
97.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD    

Stupid woman should realize her children are now old enough to steal for her, or at least create a diversion while she steals.

2407 days ago
98.

jac    

this poor kid has been crying out for help,but like anna nicole the only people listening are the parasites and photogs making $$$$...

2407 days ago
99.

J    

"back from" - nappy that you woke up @ the crack of noon with a crack of a spoon & your own animated lighter deathrow lifestyle intact while Brit plays in a TMZ daze.

2407 days ago
100.

Cynic    

Jennie, I have to disagree on one point. Amy Winehouse and Britney are not even close to being in the same league.

Britney was on top of the world 10 years ago, but even in her prime she was basically a glorified dancer. She didn't write her songs and could barely sing them even with the help of voice synthesizers. I'll grant you that she looked hot, but that was about it. Now that she can't even dance any more, her career is basically over.

Wino, on the other hand, is incredibly talented and continues to be so despite the disgusting mess she has made of her life. I hope she lives long enough to straighten herself out, or it will be the world's loss.

2407 days ago
101.

J    

I'd guess that many posting now @ TMZ are on the run from the law -
for one nefarious deed or another - especially the animated black
"rappers" of Harlem & east LA & Detroit.

Therefore it is Brit's freedom that you decry in your envious &
deceitful semi existence this joyful Holiday season.

2407 days ago
102.

Studly    

She does look like she's tweekin'. ROCK-N-ROLL!

2407 days ago
103.

USA    

u go girl

2407 days ago
104.

whatever    

Duh, she probably paid for it and forgot to grab it, then went back in grabbed it. Sounds like her response is sarcastic to the paps. Had she really stolen it, the store would have already said something about how shes a shoplifter.

2407 days ago
105.

weeeee    

lame. her friends look fake as in phonies.

2407 days ago
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