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Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

12/13/2007 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!

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91.

OCD    



Same old Paris.

I just don't understand it. I don't understand her.

And I'm not going to waste any time trying to figure it out, either.


2320 days ago
92.

DONNA    

Ha ha no one even cares, I really hate this bitch and I think 90% of the world are with me!! Only people who care about her are ones who may get to her money in some way!!

2320 days ago
93.

Spurs    

give the girl a break.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tiffany

Sweetheart, Parisite has had more breaks than anyone on the planet. Give her a break, I don't think so. She doesn't deserve one.

2320 days ago
94.

Spurs    

I never get tired of looking at Paris Hilton. In fact, I'm sitting here imagining her on that trapeze wearing no clothes at all.

thump, thump, thump

squirt, squirt, squirt

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Phony Tony

Better go shave those palms of yours. People that use the Sears catalogue for their business have more class than you. Idiot.

2320 days ago
95.

Big Ol' Nobody    

mental.....:
burning flesh on the tip of their 'emotion'- and why is she the hoochie? men have gender based encephalitis caused by an external skin problem...to sophisticated?

2320 days ago
96.

Spurs    

Quit Haten on her just because you don't live her life that's all that is!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Mallory

Ok Kathy, quit trying to defend your skanky daughter.

2320 days ago
97.

Spurs    

doin' her best to entertain. some ya'll losers all you do is complain. feeding off her frenzy like leeches; go get a life you beaches

Posted at 1:48PM on Dec 13th 2007 by AL

Now Rick, I know you don't think your daughter is trash, but you reallyyyyyy need to open your eyes. Oh, and next time, wear a condom. Please, the world will thank you.

2320 days ago
98.

gullibleminions    

copycat.....whoa! what you said...so profound! are you irked? It was a JOKE....this whole topic is a JOKE. chill...out....!

Paris the Barnacle...hahahahaaaaa
have a good evening.

2320 days ago
99.

Big Ol' Nobody    

mines a joke too. : ) but it's true.

2320 days ago
100.

Spurs    

Apparently, she's in Germany to promote a new champagne in a can, called "RICH." That, AND, 20% of the proceeds DO GO TO CHARITY, so shut up ya'll, give the poor girl a break, she's doing just grand all on her own.

To the retard that actually had enough brain cells left to post this article, I say, there are plenty of real celebrities that promote products, and they don't have to dance on poles like a stripper to do it, sooooo, nice try loser.

2320 days ago
101.

Spurs    

she is Bright Good Looking & Smart leave her alone bashers problem is we cant all be Paris Hilton Love you Paris

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 13th 2007 by james

We can't all be Paris Hilton. Well, thank God for that. Why the heck would we want to. I prefer being someone that is not racist, doesn't do pornos, doesn't drink and drive, doesn't do drugs, doesn't treat "the common people" like crap, doesn't think they are God's gift to the world, etc., etc., etc. In other words, anyone but Parisite. Now, if you want to be just like her, well, that is fine. When you become an adult and grow a brain, you will see how wrong you were. Until then, enjoy your idol.

2320 days ago
102.

Spurs    

Cool Boots

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 13th 2007 by lola62

Yah, if you're 12.

2320 days ago
103.

Arrr    

This pics are hilarious. I like how, in a group of men, nobody is even paying attention to her.

2320 days ago
104.

Crystal    

No one in the picture is paying attention to her. She's such a pathetic piece of trash. Her parents must have really neglected her as a child.

2320 days ago
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AMBIEN SCHMAMBIEN    

DUDE IN A DRESS. EGH! NASTY, DUDE DONT LOOK LIKE A LADY

2320 days ago
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