Throw Pitbull a Frickin' Bone!

12/21/2007 2:47 PM PST
Rapper Pitbull got popped in Miami when he couldn't complete the random task of walking in a straight line for cops. Dr. Evil is a graduate of Evil Medical School whose mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. And yet ...

The rapper's bail, incidentally, was set today for one ... thousand ... dollars.