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Throw Pitbull a Frickin' Bone!

12/21/2007 2:47 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Rapper Pitbull got popped in Miami when he couldn't complete the random task of walking in a straight line for cops. Dr. Evil is a graduate of Evil Medical School whose mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. And yet ...
Pitbull/Dr. Evil
The rapper's bail, incidentally, was set today for one ... thousand ... dollars.

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Grace E.    

Now that is funny

2465 days ago
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Little Chyna "Girl"    

You people who idolize thse losers are losers yourselves. If this is your cup of tea then your lives are absolutely worthless and without direction ...

2465 days ago
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Kelli    

Funny and true. Hi Grace E. size zero.

2465 days ago
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No tic tac needed    

First......Who the Heck is he anyways and who cares.

2465 days ago
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madisonavekid    

he really does look like him happy holidays!!

2465 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

TMZ must have seen this in the blogs! Too funny to resist! Un meeeellion pesos!

2465 days ago
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Christina    

adding insult to injury LOL (love it)

2465 days ago
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littlemiss    

so true

2465 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

He probably thought it would be cool to be on TMZ! BAHAHAHAHAH!! Even got the eyebrow thing down! Too bad they didn't super-impose the pinky finger over his face!

2465 days ago
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Cornelius A. Westinghouse    

I love Pitbull, but I definitely see the resemblance here! LMAO

2465 days ago
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BatMan    

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL & TMZ .....Including Dr. Evil (Pitbull) to funny who is papo or did he say po-po ? Way to start your christmas with a record that flopped and a d.u.i. wonder what 2008 has in store for you and Rapist. Kelly I meant R.Kelly..

2465 days ago
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2 1/2 Volts    

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

TMZ.................You finally got some new writers !

2465 days ago
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Ooooo Noooo!    

So let me axe you this: Does he have a "Mini-Dog" too? I'll bet it's that out-of-work Taco Bell dog! LMAO

2465 days ago
14.

LIFE IS LIFE    

TMZ .. THE BEST FANY FANY FANY

2465 days ago
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Geez    

OMgoodness, cant stop laughing. I don't want to get famous, TMZ is gonna come get me.

Who is this guy anyway.

2465 days ago
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