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Hickory Dickory Dock, Dice Ain't So Punk Rock

12/25/2007 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Hickory Dickory Dock, Dice Ain't So Punk Rock

Without his trademark leather jacket and chains, "Ford Fairlane" star Andrew Dice Clay looks more like a bookie than the shock comedian he was is.

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Lenn K.:  1510 days ago

Dice, step back away from the triple-stacked whoopers with extra cheese and special sauce!!

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Jeanie:  1510 days ago

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roughdaddy:  1510 days ago

sure,,,andrew jump the shark ever since weeping on arsenio hall show!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brother Harold, S.J.:  1510 days ago

AT FIST HE WAS AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT PERFORMER. NOW HE'S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT SLOB.

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robinn:  1510 days ago

His jeans looks nice

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Poetical:  1510 days ago

That was is comment about his career was wrong,but funny.

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rockin' johnny:  1510 days ago

What a loser. He was always awful, and now he's morphed into a fat slob.

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RasputinsLiver:  1510 days ago

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Yo, Dice!

Ease up on the pasta an' doughnuts, man!

Dice had one great album, "Dice", aka the so-called "Black Album". And his only clever, original contribution to comedy and what made him famous for a short time was all on this album, the nasty twists on the Mother Goose Rhymes. Those were cool.

Later albums were just excercises in mean-spirited, uber-gutter rants, huge disappointments, that made and still make what Michael Richards ranted at the Laugh Factory, and which got him banned for life there, look tame by comparison.

Dice was and is a one hit wonder. He couldn't parlay his groove beyond that one great album.
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Hyde:  1510 days ago

Oh no, not another pregnant celebretard!

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Bradblowsgeorge:  1510 days ago

Lawdy Lawdy.....Dat boy dun gon and become one of the Ho's he joked 'bout. A loser in the highest form. And ding dang, he be ugly tooooo!!!!!

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tira:  1510 days ago

He used to be a no-talent jackass. Now he is a no-talent, balding, fat jackass.

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skater:  1510 days ago

He looks like a cross between a bloated Fonz and nicholas cage. (Sorry, no offense to the Fonz)

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9inch:  1510 days ago

Hey Dice Do those hair pluggs hurt? They are killin me!

Fat, balding, and rude..... pretty funny.

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Jeanie:  1510 days ago

Can't you guys think of something NICE to say... even on Christmas? At least he's still HERE, which means that God hasn't seen fit to call him home, yet... unlike Sam Kinnison. Remember how mean-spirited he used to be? He used to make FUN of Jesus Christ! I just KNEW that something BAD was going to happend to him for that and it DID... God got mad at him and took him home!

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B:  1510 days ago

He was awesome in 1990! Then I listened to him as an adult and was shocked at how lame he was.

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