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Hickory Dickory Dock, Dice Ain't So Punk Rock

12/25/2007 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Without his trademark leather jacket and chains, "Ford Fairlane" star Andrew Dice Clay looks more like a bookie than the shock comedian he was is.

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Lenn K.    

Dice, step back away from the triple-stacked whoopers with extra cheese and special sauce!!

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Jeanie    

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2408 days ago
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roughdaddy    

sure,,,andrew jump the shark ever since weeping on arsenio hall show!!!!!!!!!!!

2408 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

AT FIST HE WAS AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT PERFORMER. NOW HE'S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT SLOB.

2408 days ago
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robinn    

His jeans looks nice

2408 days ago
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Poetical    

That was is comment about his career was wrong,but funny.

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rockin' johnny    

What a loser. He was always awful, and now he's morphed into a fat slob.

2408 days ago
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RasputinsLiver    

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Yo, Dice!

Ease up on the pasta an' doughnuts, man!

Dice had one great album, "Dice", aka the so-called "Black Album". And his only clever, original contribution to comedy and what made him famous for a short time was all on this album, the nasty twists on the Mother Goose Rhymes. Those were cool.

Later albums were just excercises in mean-spirited, uber-gutter rants, huge disappointments, that made and still make what Michael Richards ranted at the Laugh Factory, and which got him banned for life there, look tame by comparison.

Dice was and is a one hit wonder. He couldn't parlay his groove beyond that one great album.
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Hyde    

Oh no, not another pregnant celebretard!

2408 days ago
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Bradblowsgeorge    

Lawdy Lawdy.....Dat boy dun gon and become one of the Ho's he joked 'bout. A loser in the highest form. And ding dang, he be ugly tooooo!!!!!

2408 days ago
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tira    

He used to be a no-talent jackass. Now he is a no-talent, balding, fat jackass.

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skater    

He looks like a cross between a bloated Fonz and nicholas cage. (Sorry, no offense to the Fonz)

2408 days ago
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9inch    

Hey Dice Do those hair pluggs hurt? They are killin me!

Fat, balding, and rude..... pretty funny.

2408 days ago
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Jeanie    

Can't you guys think of something NICE to say... even on Christmas? At least he's still HERE, which means that God hasn't seen fit to call him home, yet... unlike Sam Kinnison. Remember how mean-spirited he used to be? He used to make FUN of Jesus Christ! I just KNEW that something BAD was going to happend to him for that and it DID... God got mad at him and took him home!

2408 days ago
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B    

He was awesome in 1990! Then I listened to him as an adult and was shocked at how lame he was.

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