Hickory Dickory Dock, Dice Ain't So Punk Rock
Without his trademark leather jacket and chains, "Ford Fairlane" star Andrew Dice Clay looks more like a bookie than the shock comedian he was is. 
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. Dice, step back away from the triple-stacked whoopers with extra cheese and special sauce!!
Posted at 11:27AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Lenn K.
3. sure,,,andrew jump the shark ever since weeping on arsenio hall show!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 25th 2007 by RoughDaddy
4. AT FIST HE WAS AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT PERFORMER. NOW HE'S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS, NO-TALENT SLOB.
Posted at 1:56PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Brother Harold, S.J.
5. His jeans looks nice
Posted at 11:42AM on Dec 25th 2007 by robinn
6. That was is comment about his career was wrong,but funny.
7. What a loser. He was always awful, and now he's morphed into a fat slob.
Posted at 12:35PM on Dec 25th 2007 by rockin' johnny
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Yo, Dice!
Ease up on the pasta an' doughnuts, man!
Dice had one great album, "Dice", aka the so-called "Black Album". And his only clever, original contribution to comedy and what made him famous for a short time was all on this album, the nasty twists on the Mother Goose Rhymes. Those were cool.
Later albums were just excercises in mean-spirited, uber-gutter rants, huge disappointments, that made and still make what Michael Richards ranted at the Laugh Factory, and which got him banned for life there, look tame by comparison.
Dice was and is a one hit wonder. He couldn't parlay his groove beyond that one great album.
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Posted at 12:42PM on Dec 25th 2007 by RasputinsLiver
9. Oh no, not another pregnant celebretard!
Posted at 12:46PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Hyde
10. Lawdy Lawdy.....Dat boy dun gon and become one of the Ho's he joked 'bout. A loser in the highest form. And ding dang, he be ugly tooooo!!!!!
Posted at 12:53PM on Dec 25th 2007 by addicted to trash magazines
11. He used to be a no-talent jackass. Now he is a no-talent, balding, fat jackass.
Posted at 1:29PM on Dec 25th 2007 by tira
12. He looks like a cross between a bloated Fonz and nicholas cage. (Sorry, no offense to the Fonz)
Posted at 1:43PM on Dec 25th 2007 by hell to the dough
13. Hey Dice Do those hair pluggs hurt? They are killin me!
Fat, balding, and rude..... pretty funny.
Posted at 2:04PM on Dec 25th 2007 by 9inch
14. Can't you guys think of something NICE to say... even on Christmas? At least he's still HERE, which means that God hasn't seen fit to call him home, yet... unlike Sam Kinnison. Remember how mean-spirited he used to be? He used to make FUN of Jesus Christ! I just KNEW that something BAD was going to happend to him for that and it DID... God got mad at him and took him home!
Posted at 2:17PM on Dec 25th 2007 by Merry Christmas!
15. He was awesome in 1990! Then I listened to him as an adult and was shocked at how lame he was.
Posted at 3:16PM on Dec 25th 2007 by B
