You Can't Potty Like a Rock Star at Villa!

1/4/2008 11:00 AM PST
It's usually hardcore hanky panky in club bathrooms that security has to deal with -- but stealing toilet paper? You've gotta be joking!

In one of the most bizarre club rejections TMZ has ever seen, a guy was kicked out of uber-exclusive Villa Lounge last night -- for stealing their TP!

It will be very difficult to wipe this from his record.