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You Can't Potty Like a Rock Star at Villa!

It's usually hardcore hanky panky in club bathrooms that security has to deal with -- but stealing toilet paper? You've gotta be joking!


In one of the most bizarre club rejections TMZ has ever seen, a guy was kicked out of uber-exclusive Villa Lounge last night -- for stealing their TP!

It will be very difficult to wipe this from his record.

Tags: toilet paper, ToiletPaper, villa

Reader Comments

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1. FIRST!!!! All comments after this are from punks!...LMAO

Posted at 11:17AM on Jan 4th 2008 by nigwig

2. Unbelievable.

Posted at 11:17AM on Jan 4th 2008 by jollyex

3. Z-list.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jan 4th 2008 by Jesse

4. i need a bowl of ceraral.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jan 4th 2008 by j

5. danm maybe it was taken it for souvenir or maybe he was on sumthin'! lol! cant get any weirder than dat tho! lmao! lmao!

Posted at 11:56AM on Jan 4th 2008 by wow

6. Everyone should seriously just leave Britney Spears alone. This is not rocket science, people. This girl is in really bad shape and she needs our love, prayers and support. She needs to be with people that love her for who she is and not what they can get out ot her. Her family, the media and all these comedians are making money off her break down, ( including Chris Crocker).

All of you keep calling her these terrible names and making awful jokes, but can't you see Britney is in serious need of medical care, she just doesn't realize it.

I cringe to think of the backlashing that I will get for posting this, but you know what they say about opinions!!!

Pray for this girl that she gets the well deserved treatment and help she so desperately needs!!!

Posted at 12:07PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Beatrice JoJo

7. How would they know he stole TP? Are there cameras in the washrooms?? Whatever..at least he wipes his azz. I'd let in a TP thief before I would any of these skanks who go sans panties

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 4th 2008 by cherri

8. DEY STEEL DE TOITY PAYPA SO DE CUSSAMAS GET STIKKY CRAKKY!

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Wa wa Waa

9. Is that Woody Allen?

Posted at 8:22PM on Jan 4th 2008 by Ginny

10. O..r you r priceless. i cant believe you just took a TP. i asked you for soap dispenser. Come back to Boston. here is few new clubs that you didn't rob yet........

Posted at 12:41PM on Jan 7th 2008 by DEn